Must have been some healthy old bugger!
Jesus, I wonder when the video will be making it’s rounds on the net.
Ugh
Wow, I guess you can lead a man to pasture but you can’t make him think.
“Balderson showed up wearing only a T-shirt, tennis shoes and sunglasses. He was filmed going from cow to cow.”
Bestiality is one thing, but where are the Fashion Police here?
Seriously: that 5 year sentence he can get: they’re not really gonna put him in jail, right? I mean, chances are the cows didn’t even notice. 
Yeah at this point, might as well let him do his thing.
Just today there was a news report of a 82-year-old Long Island man (let’s call him John) who was arrested for soliciting a prostitute for the third time. After this latest arrest he swore he was through with the hookers.
Police said the property owner knows Balderson, but had not given him permission to be there or to be with the cows.
~~~/snip~~~
He really should have asked for permission. :Dhe might have been doing something else!?!?!?!?!
I thought the same, until I saw they weren’t his cows. Maybe he should pay a pimp fee or something to the owner.
They interviewed Bessie the cow, but she didn’t know what all the fuss was about. She thought it was a bunch of bull.
When asked for further comment Bessie said she had thought the whole experience moovelous.
He might have just been looking for some “half and half.”
While Bessie talked to reporters, Bill the Bull quipped “This is udderly rediculous. . .”
Tripler
Oh come on. You know you were waiting for it.
“With Jones’ tape running, Balderson showed up wearing only a T-shirt, tennis shoes and sunglasses. He was filmed going from cow to cow.”
The sunglasses were to protect his anonymity?
So was he busted for beastiality or polygamy?
sorry
Looks like a good subject for rotten.com
hehehe “he could have been doing something else…” Like trying to get the cows to excercise? He seemed to be ready for jogging himself (maybe he forgot his running shorts?).
Seriously, I told grandpa he would get caught.
ewww, I mean have you ever seen a cow’s backside? Ewww.
I’ll glady chip in a $1 to get this guy a realistic plastic vagina if I can get that image out of my head.
“With Jones’ tape running, Balderson showed up wearing only a T-shirt, tennis shoes and sunglasses. He was filmed going from cow to cow.”
Sluts.
Nah, he was lookng for the prettiest one.