He misspelled yrevE
(so I’m feeling a little anal tonight) 
…in a state so nonintuitive it can only be called weird…
(so I’m feeling a little anal tonight)
I will not post in this read
Yes I will
No I won’t
Yes I will
<h6>God…I’m so weak</h6>
“Tell me and I’ll forget; Show me and
I may remember; Involve me and I’ll
understand.” - Old Chinese Proverb
SpaceJackson, it makes sense to me.
But I haven’t been right since that mule kicked me in the haid.
The Dave-Guy
“Since my daughter’s only half-Jewish, can she go in up to her knees?” J.H. Marx
Someone once told me a mule would lay a golden egg if you licked its nuts, is that true?
You go do that and tell us how it goes.
<Font Color=Red>Go away</font> and do it now, OK.
Take your time.
We’ll wait.
Don’t rush, take all the time in the world.
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
That was boring so I’m Back, the nut licking thing didnt work either
Read it again.
I’m with the imthecowgodmoo. This guy is fcking funny! But hey, I’m not one of the “official” Teeming Millions, so who gives a fck what I think, right.
Straight Dopers really have become anal retentive as of late. I am just waiting here with baited breath for Yue-Han-Gan-Ni-Ma to come and
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use a numbered list
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to point out all the portions of my post
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that completely go over his f*cking head
And I eagerly await the next GQ post on “just why does my smegma smell like that? It detracts from the pleasure I derive from my daily masturbation in the shower, which I otherwise love so much as a part of my completely normal non-loser sex life.”
I’m just wondering how long it will take our mommies, I mean administrators, to come in and shut down this thread for being insufficiently mundane and pointless.
Sam Vimes
Commander, Night Watch
Citie of Ankh-Morpork
Sammy, a post like the one you just made actually would belong in the Pit. Just thought I’d point that out to you, since you seem to be a new guy. I gather you have been lurking long enough though, since the Teeming Millions have become anal ‘as of late’.
Coldfire
"You know how complex women are"
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
Gee, thank you Coldfire, I knew that I could count on someone to immediately point out the inacceptability of any deviation from strict convention around here. OK, since my honest reaction to a standing thread in this forum is unacceptable, I guess I’ll have to return to MPSIMS standard form. Let’s see . . .
oh, guys, I am SOOOO scared!!! i just got back from my lap dancing job tonite and i was bringing home this really dumb guy but hes a great screw 
and after i kicked him out and i was still enjoying my afterglow 
i heard the shutters banging and i almost peed my pants cause i thought my ex might have been watching me :eek: and guys is anyone there please you guys keep me company i luv you guys so much. and by the way don’t make fun of my name :mad: because (1) it’s taken from a great corpus of literary works and (2) i’m using it to prove my superiority to you. while i’m at it can i ask you guys something? i’m not gay or anything ;), but i’m really wondering what it would be like to have my girlfriend use a strap on to invade me up the butt :o. can anyone share any experiences? and for the last time dammit, i’m DEAF :mad: and i’m going to keep pointing it out in every thread that has the remotest bearing on the phenomenon of sound waves travelling through the atmosphere :p.
Always happy to please. :rolleyes:
Glad to see you took my advice and adapted your behaviour in such a constructive manner.
Now shut up and leave.
Coldfire
"You know how complex women are"
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
Now I know why this guy’s panties are in a knot . He’s dating you know who !
So Coldfire,
How are you doing today ? Happy Valentines Day, :smooooooooooooooch: :eek:
Ayesha
but . . . but . . . WHY?!?!?! im trying so hard to make friends here and be cool like you . . . and all you registered teeming millions do is tell the newbies to shut up and go away. your mean.
awww come on guys…let me keep him for a little while…he makes me laugh…Sam Vimes that is. Funniest post I’ve seen in a while.
“Do or do not, there is no try” - Yoda
Senior Intern to
El Presidente
Self-Righteous Clique *
for the people who are smart enough to like this newsletter wich looks to be one (big surprise) you can get new ones each day just drop me a line, cause I’m sure it will be back to the same “Look i got some nice plate” and “Should I use a Tampon or a pad” topics but i guess if your stupi it WORKS OUT GREAT!!
for the people who are smart enough to like this post wich looks to be one (big surprise) you can get new ones each day just drop me a line, cause I’m sure it will be back to the same “Look I got some nice plates” and “Should I use a Tampon or a pad” topics after Im reported but I guess if your stupid it WORKS OUT GREAT!!