900 words or less #8 If i was a chick I'd be a slut

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900 words or less #8 Dec 21rst 1999

feel free to go to church every sunday and pretend its ok

yerveE eno tsum teg ffo eht tenretni thgir won evah uoy nees tahw ti sah emoceb ew era gnimoceb stoboR ho doG!!

Ok everyone this is urgent in the last issue i said some thing about LICKING ASS and in this particular song if you will, i may have said something about the president LICKING ASS, and today i was abducted by two secret service men and they did horrible things to me whith Sony analog dual shock controlers while playing Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater and said that i could never write or say anything about the president LICKING MY ASS, or they would play Ape Escape next so if you got the email with the president LICKING MY ASS,THATS RIGHT MINE, please deleat it immidiatly oh yes and if you got one with me saying something about the Pope LICKING MY ASS, get that one too for me please ,uh thanks.

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
If you want to be the most popular person in your class, whenever the professor pauses in his lecture, just let out a big snort and say “How do you figure that!” real loud. Then lean back and sort of smirk.

Mail.Holy shit one of you bastards finally mailed me and its a chick to grrrrrowwll not much but good job sweetcheeks.

Heh,you can lick my ass too:P

Xj:Wow that was pretty fuckin rude i mean 8 issues one goddamn letter and all it says is Bla, bla bla bla bla ass bla:P

What does a blonde do after sex?
open the car door! bhahHAHAHAA no no hahaha no
What do blondes say after sex?
“Thanks Guys” hehehHAHAAHAAH no wait no bahaha
How can you tell when a blonde reaches orgazim?
Who cares? HOOO HOOO HOO HAHAHAHAHAHa

Special thank you too :DjMaryJane

Special fuck you too:Bill Clinton

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                 Whiskey works
                    xj900
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This is truely the most pointless thread I have ever seen…

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My brain hurts.

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My unofficial diagnosis: Schizophrenia.

Shadowfox

“Distinguished” Sexy assistant to Head Honcho,
Self-Righteous Clique

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ya know somethin Jesus? It don’t get much better than this

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I’m so confused…

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“it’s all real”
“I KNEW IT!!!”
O p a l C a t
www.opalcat.com

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OK. Who was it a couple of weeks ago who took umbrage that I referred to this Forum as Mindless Pointless Stuff?

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Looks like Lexicon’s been breeding.

Marge: Your father is… resting.
Bart: “Resting” hung over? “Resting” got fired? Help me out here.

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Thats some funny fuckin shit motherfucker

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No, it isn’t.

“I’ll tell you a secret, baby - maybe you can’t do better - gotta settle for second best” - the Judybats

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Oh Valerie, lets not rile the latest Poster Who Makes Additional Screen Names Just To Validate His Own Posts. :rolleyes:

Marge: Your father is… resting.
Bart: “Resting” hung over? “Resting” got fired? Help me out here.

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Well, my weekend is complete.

Have you voted for your favorite, huggable Mullinator today?

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And to think I was spending my time in GQ reading an argument about UFOs in a thread about dragons. This is much better!

“I guess one person can make a difference, although most of the time they probably shouldn’t.”

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every body likes cheese

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Nope, I know of people that hate cheese, it makes them vomit, and they can’t stand the taste of it. You’re wrong, so there.

I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.

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No you don’t

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Well, I think it’s well past time for my next extended sabbatical

Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

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Oh yeah, OJ? Can you prove it?

And why in the sweet name of holy shit did you choose that name?

I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.

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Eutychus…do you detect any violations of the SDMB prime directive here?

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I dont’ care if he’s violating a rule, this guy needs to stay just based on the fact that what he wrote is the funniest thing I’ve read in MPSIMS in over 6 months.

Come on, those blonde jokes where killer!(although they are a tad old…)

“People must think it must be fun to be a super genuis,
But they don’t realize how hard it is
to put up with all the idiots in the world.”
– Calvin and Hobbes
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