Come one, come all, and get a disease from Breckinshire. I’m not a doctor, though I’d like to play one on tv. I did take a medical terminology class once, so that makes me uniquely qualified to blindly declare diagnoses without regard to race, sex, religion, or symptoms.
Bless us, St. Breckinshire: Patron Saint of Shameless Begging for Recognition. And Patron Saint of Pizza.
–Thanks, SwimmingRiddles!
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I’ll take one. I need a good excuse to not write the final paper for my internship this weekend… 
Christopher Robin Hood - he steals from the rich and gives to the Pooh.
Quadzilla: urinary discharge of an unspecified nature
Bless us, St. Breckinshire: Patron Saint of Shameless Begging for Recognition. And Patron Saint of Pizza.
–Thanks, SwimmingRiddles!
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lol…thanks, Breck…
Any advice on where to find a good catheter?
Patron Saint of postage and the little erasers on the top of pencils. (Muchos gracias to SwimmingRiddles!)
What the hell: General malaise, probably inspired by the poverty incurred by spending the BOOM era in Mississippi. Tongue relatively clean, regular bowel movements, but much underlying psychological turmoil.
Diet: Vegetarian, whole grains. Avoids processed foods.
Physique: Female: Northern European mix, with underlying Cherokee. Small-boned, with a tendency towards anemia. Feminine Cycle: MMM this gets complex, no?
Well, go ahead on!
Hey, I wanna be a disease too!
elelle: Congenital Acapnia
saucy potato: Myocardial Agenesis
Bless us, St. Breckinshire: Patron Saint of Shameless Begging for Recognition. And Patron Saint of Pizza.
–Thanks, SwimmingRiddles!
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Oh, a disease would be wonderful! Next time someone asks what’s wrong with me, I can make them feel sorry for me AND sound smart!!
“Mega the Roo - Patron Saint of Marsupials and Shampoo”
-Ms Riddles
I’d like something I can believably call in sick to work for–without undue embarrassment. List some symptoms also, so I can fake them over the phone. 
One that would make me sleep for prolonged periods of time would be nice.
Give your children these two things: One is roots, the other, wings - Wally Wally He’s our Man
Tell your boss that you have coryza (pronounced co-rye-za). When he asks what it is, tell him that it is terribly contagious and you will be unable to work for at least a week, maybe longer.
BTW, “coryza” is the medical term for a runny nose.
Shadowfox
Allright, I think I need a good disease. Make it somewhat a wasting disease(so I can lose, say 30 pounds?), but not so serious as to kill me.
I think I’m flourishing too much to die 
And remember kids, crack doesn’t smoke itself!
Kat- "Hello, Boss? I can’thack come to work todaywheeze. I have coryza. It’s terribly…
Boss–“Don’t worry,Kat. Bob and I are doing just fine…”
So little time, so little to do. Oscar Levant
If everyone else gets to be infectious, then I want in on the fun also.
You can keep your Wally sig, because SwimmingRiddles designated me as St. Mullinator: Patron Saint of Republicans That SwimmingRiddles Respects!
OK, Breckie, I am tired of the diseases I already have.
May I have a new one, please?
One at a time! No crowding, please! Breckinshire Memorial Hospital is open to at least 11 pm.
Eve: vasomotor rhinitis
How bout me? Could I have something in a virus, please?
Can I have scurvy?
~~Sunshine
Patron Saint of Newbies Who Don’t Expect Too Much Of the Rest of Us.
(Canonization courtesy of SwimmingRiddles)
“It’s not death I fear so much as leaving something so beautiful as life.”
The more infectious the better!
“Vasomotor rhinitis?”
What the hell does that mean—my nose runs like a motorboat? I WAS told I had a “power nose” once . . .