A good chuckle at the expense of the radical right...

First, John Paulk, poster boy of Exodus International (a gay-to-straight “conversion” organization) and chair of its BoD, gets caught in a gay bar in DC, witnessed by several staffers of the Human Rights Campaign Fund (the follow-up story is here, where PlanetOut reports he lost his job as a result - surprise, surprise). Married to an “ex”-lesbian, and how supposedly straight, he claims he went in to use the bar… taking 45 minutes, and chatting up and offering to buy drinks for strangers. :rolleyes:

Now Matthew Glavin, best known for leading the charge to disbar President Clinton from practicing law, and also the President and CEO of Southeastern Legal Foundation (who supported the Boy Scounts ban on gays and prevented the City of Atlanta from enacting domestic partnership legislation), is caught not once, but twice in a popular Georgia gay cruising area. To quote the arresting officer:

(The entire story is here, again courtesy of Yahoo! and PlanetOut.)

Needless to say, his wife and children are devastated. :rolleyes:

You know, it’s ok to be conservative. It’s even ok to be anti-gay. But for God’s sake, at least don’t get caught being a hypocrite! :smiley:

Esprix

Er, Paulk is now supposedly straight, and claimed to go into the bar to use the bathroom. Sorry.

And, of course, they are Boy Scouts.

Where’s my fucking tea?

Esprix

Sheesh. Don’;t men carry around an empty pop bottle for those purposes? (bathroom relief). You can do it in the privacy of your own car!

I love this sort of stuff. Nothing like ridiculing those who beg for it. A conversion organisation? That is, like, SO 40 years ago :wink:

And then this gem: “Mr. Glavin reached out and fondled my groin in a very sexual and lewd manner.”

I’m thinking here. Other than people in the medical field, I can not think of ANYONE fondling a mans groin in a non-sexual and unlewd manner :smiley:

Yeah, we do have our fair share of hypocrites and idiots on this side ofthe aisle. It always makes me wonder how little common sense a person has to have to be so blatently for or against something in the public eye and then get caught doing the exact opposite. It’s notlike Glavine was exactly keeping it secretin his bedroom.

I guess it helps to remind people that zealots are people too.

You’ve had a lot more success with your dates than I have, I guess.
And yet another incident to add fuel to the “anyone who is virulently homophobic is likely wrestling with his own homosexuality”* argument. What a bunch of idiot hypocrites! But, at least it got Esprix to say that it’s ok to be conservative.

[sub]*And those who were turned on by the thought of wrestling with their own homosexuality are definitely gay. Stop denying it.[/sub]

And there’s scientific proof of that one, too.

Tee hee hee heee.

Oil wrestling, John, or mud?

Fortunately for us conservatives, Rush Limbaugh was able to run into the woods and evade capture.

I could challenge that.

**Scylla wrote:

Fortunately for us conservatives, Rush Limbaugh was able to run into the woods and evade capture.**

Which raises the question, does Rush Limbaugh shit in the woods?

No, just all over the microphone. (rim shot!)

Hey Freyr, I saw GG Allen do that on stage. It wasn’t too shocking coming from him and if since it is verbal scatology that you are talking about Rush’s coprophageous spew surprises me none either.

HUGS!
Sqrl

**SqrlCub wrote:

Hey Freyr, I saw GG Allen do that on stage. It wasn’t too shocking coming from him and if since it is verbal scatology that you are talking about Rush’s coprophageous spew surprises me none either.**

Honestly, I didn’t know I was stealing material. I’d never heard of GG Allen before you mentioned him (her… er it?).

Just this image of Rush running naked thru the woods (yeeeeewwwww, doesn’t that make you want to toss your cookies)… and the old joke ran thru my mind after it… and, völia, humor!

Sure, have your laugh now. In this week’s issue of the Right Wing Agenda they announced that work was complete on the new hand held Degayifier gun.

John Paulk says his regrettable behavior can be attributed to the gun’s “backwash” effect which caught him unexpectedly during testing. “I can assure you that all of the problems have been, Ahem, …straightened out.”
You can read about it here:

http://www.imadethisfakelinkup.com

Add Mike Trout to the list of all-too-human radical right spokespersons. A top radio personality of Focus on the Family, he resigned today after admitting to having an inappropriate relationship with a woman other than his wife.

Catch the full story here.

Regards,
MR

I don’t know. I watched Tampa Bay play Minnesota on Monday Night Football and Rush was in the Minnesota owner’s box. He looked like he had lost a lot of weight.

Not that I despise him any less, you understand.

Rush has in fact lost a great deal of weight, which he attributes to a more healthy diet; namely, he sautees babies before he eats them, rather than his old method of deep-fat-frying them.
(Not a dittohead, but I do listen to Rush.)

GG Allin. Murder Junkies. SqrlCub you fuckin rock.

I’ll never forget/forgive my brother for taking me to a show when I was younger.

John, I didn’t expect a Rush Limbaugh joke from you!!

Have you seen Rush lately? I don’t know about his politics, but whatever weight loss plan he was on was something else. I bet he can run a decent 100 now.

Certainly faster than an undercover cop with Matthew Glavin locked onto his dork.