A Hammers and Chisels and Knees: Oh My! MMP (With Bonus Kitty Goodness!)

Well, you know when it’s swampy posting, ‘naked’ is the default word anway. :stuck_out_tongue:

**Puggy ** - we did have a crate for Scruffy - she managed to destroy it. But it’s gotten to where the peeing is only occasional - I think she really does try.

I’m home early because I have a bone density scan and tit-squishin’ this afternoon. Besides having to pick up the paperwork, I need to de-deodorize myself, since the tit-squishin’ people told me no deodorant or powder. I also need to clean up my ceramics tools and get them in the car for class tonight, just in case I’m running late.

I actually had a pretty good night last night, except for the cat sleeping on my side of the bed. First, she was under the covers. Then she was snuggled against my left arm. Then against my left hip. Then between my feet. I swear, I reached down to make sure it was her and not a dog - she’s really porked up! :eek: I don’t wanna be mean to her, but dagnabbit, it’s *my * side of the bed. Apparently she thinks it’s hers.

And it’s almost Friday, so that’s good. I’m ready for a weekend.

Great! Now you pervs are picturin’ me rakin’ leaves nekkid. :stuck_out_tongue: Although, I could in the back yard and nobody would know cause I have a privacy fence. Still, I feel that leaf rakin’ is not a clothing optional chore. One must maintain some sense of propriety after all.

Ok, off to check out a few more jobs on this here puter.

Help Wanted: Nekkid Leaf Raker. Good benefits. Call today.

:smiley:

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! <snerk>

swampy, are you at it again? First nekkid aig fryin’, now nekkid leaf rakin’? What’s next, nekkid tax payin’? :dubious: :stuck_out_tongue:

I’ll do that one. All the easier for the IRS to kiss my ass… :stuck_out_tongue:

DON’T ASK HIM WHAT’S NEXT!!!
He’ll tell you! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Ooooh, puppies! Beautiful puppies!

How bout nekkid clay throwin’? :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue:

While I might be the one going on vacation, it is apparent to me that I’m not the one NEEDING one…

Nekkid clay throwin’ sounds like it’d itch somethin’ fierce, that’s what.

Just got back from the dentist. One of my fillings had started to fall out, so it had to be replaced. He was worried about it showing. I don’t know why, I have a mouth full of silver fillings anyway. Why are Novocaine needles so darn big, anyway? And it takes forever, too. Maybe that’s because I require a LOT of Novocaine. It always freaks me out to feel my right side going numb, since that’s the Bell’s palsy side. I’m always afraid that the feeling won’t come back this time.

Today’s going better. I stopped at Panera at lunch time and got a brownie. Chocolate fixes everything. :smiley:

Ooo! I missed Tigs’ last post because we practically simulposted, and mine ended up on the next page. So anyway… PUPPIES! Yay darling puppies! :slight_smile:

One good turn deserves another.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! <snerk>

Well, somehow I got suckered into going to a kid’s baseball game before the hockey game tonight. I have not the slightest interest in baseball, but one of my hockey buddies pleaded with me to go to her son’s game with her. The things I do for my friends…

Mama Tigs, those purty puppies do look comfy!

“Naked clay throwing”. >snerk<

Well, it finally happened. The MMP has gone to pot. All the lurkers’ eyes start to glaze over. Our names become mud. And then before we know it, the MMP is kilned dead and the great dream is shattered. :o

[sub]please, no applause. just throw money.[/sub]

I say we get nekkid and throw clay at Spats! :stuck_out_tongue:

You mean spatter him? :eek:

Money for you to go away? :smack: