You’re not making me feel bad. I agree people should dress nice for funerals and weddings but sometimes you have to make do with what you have.
I am the total opposite of my mother who made us late for the funeral because she had to keep changing her clothes.
‘She has an image to maintain’, you know.
I think I missed out on the shoe gene. Whenever people talk about women loving shoes I totally don’t get it. I missed out on the shopping gene as well. I cannot imagine a more boring way to waste time as to go shopping.
I think I missed out on the bridal gene too, whenever I hear women say they have been planning their wedding since they were 5 (or 8 or 12) I think they have to be shitting me. Getting married was the furthest thing from my mind at 5 and 8 and 12.
Speaking of which…
Dear [del]Betty Crocker[/del], [del]Heloise Bear[/del], Swampy Landers,
If I buy a pack of double (or triple) rolls, can I buy less total rolls, or is it the # of cardboard tubes of TP that I am required to meet a minimum # of in the house at all times?
Home from Evening Prayer over to the church house. 'Twas nice to be back again after a Summer hiatus. I was Slackolyte. I didn’t trip, knock over any candles and set fire to the Altar, or drop the Crucifix, so all in all I done good.
Just one? :dubious:
Oh like y’all didn’t think I would!
I’s tahred. Think I shall snoop around just a bit and then go lie upon the bed and watch teevee until sleepy time.
Baby girl is teething and isn’t very happy right now. Any suggestions on what I can do to help her feel better? She’s too little to hold anything in her hand for very long to chew on so she usually resorts to chewing on her clothes or hands
Hmmm, why do these George Thorogood lyrics come to mind?
Yeah, listen to me dog before you start to whine
That side’s yours and this side’s mine
So move it on over
Rock it on over
Move over little dog, a big old dog is movin’ in
Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffienatin’. YAWN ‘Tis a steamy 74 Amurrkin out with a predicted high of 92 and a forty percent chance of rain. I am headed out to the west forty for a while today so that’s where rain/tstorms/apocalypse will no doubt occur. Plus it’s an awful lot of drivin’. Seriously, I spend about as much time drivin’ to and from and all around as I do makin’ visits to places.
Apes poor baby! Hopefully you can find some helpful suggestions. Me, I got nuttin’.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY StickyBuns!!!
The general rule of tp is there should be at least one, preferably two, unopened twelve packs at a minimum for backup. One can never have too much!
Heh. If you’re in a room full of Whiskypalians and yell out “The Lord Be With You” they’ll all shut up and yell back “And Also With You.” When I saw this, my first thought was “And Also With You.” The point of this is I had a random thought in my haid and needed to get it out.
Now I need more caffiene and rumbly tummy is hongry. Then, alas, irk purtification must commence.
It’s a dark 63 degrees with a projected high of 83. Looks to be another nice day.
I have to walk hell pup today but the neighbor is taking over my other pet sitting jobs.
Outside of that I’ve got nothing except a headache and sore throat.
Back at the orifice this morning, with the construction crew off to an early start. I may well head home if they become partisans for TVCTPMO. Speaking of which, after the busted water main debacle yestiday, our water is back on but we have very little pressure. Heads are gonna roll soon over that.
