Guy walks into a bar and sees a horse in the corner with a crowd around it. He walks over and the horse’s owner has a hat full of money and a sign that says
PAY $10 TO TRY TO MAKE THE HORSE LAUGH. IF YOU SUCCEED, YOU WIN THE HAT FULL OF MONEY.
The guy drops a ten in the hat, then walks over and whispers in the horse’s ear. The horse immediately starts laughing and the guy wins the money.
The next night, he comes back in and the horse is still there, but the sign now reads
PAY $10 TO TRY TO MAKE THE HORSE CRY. IF YOU SUCCEED, YOU WIN THE HAT FULL OF MONEY.
He drops a ten in the hat and asks the owner if he can take the horse into the back room for about 30 seconds. The owner agrees, the guy takes the horse back and when he comes out, the horse is sobbing. The guy wins the money again.
The owner says, “Man, I gotta know. How did you make the horse laugh last night and cry tonight?”
The guy says, “Last night I told him my dick was longer than his. Tonight I showed him that it really is.”