And the title goes to…
Neuro Trash Grrrrl!!!
That was so far the most hilarious thing I have ever read on this board.
NTG almost makes me wish I was a lesbian.
Almost.
“Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.”
And
“This site is more addictive than caramel-covered crack!”
No question, neuro is sharp.
I’d hate to get on the wrong side of her.
Neurro,
Yes oh YES oh YESSYESSYESYES YESSSS!
Strange where BjOrn to gone ,anyway comeback sometime is it possible eh!
I hereby nominate NEURO-TRASH GRRRL for a place in the archives,
all those in favour say aye
** Aye!!**
Aye. Fuck yeah.
Aw, shucks! (blushes bright red) It was nothing, really…
Heck is where you go when you don’t believe in Gosh.
Hear, hear!
Esprix, who is proud to have her as my lesbian (like My Quadell?) in my thread,
thank you all, you are too kind…
green bean:
i can not and i will not critisize anything you said in the op. for it is the best spoken truth on this subject so far.
there is, and has always been just one thing i would like everybody to accept. and thats my style of writing (no caps and '). every other error i do is unintentional.
bj0rn - enjoy
It is NOT a style. It is a lack of punctuation.
WHY, dammit? When everybody tells you they find it annoying, why do you KEEP insisting that it is a “style” you wish to maintain?
Defect borg:
“Refutile is sistance. Your ass will be simulated”.
WallyM7 on Coldfire:
"Yeah, he knows a little about everything because they have a good prison library."
Dear Bjorn,
Thanks for your reply.
You are free, of course, to leave out capital letters and most punctuation in your posts.
I hope that you, too, will be understanding when I don’t read your posts in the future. It is just too hard to decipher them. I will continue to read your posts this thread, though, because I initiated it and it was directed at you.
Good luck,
Green Bean
See the master at work, in GD no less…
http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001605.html
I realise he’s trying to start a genuine debate, but when people call him on his incoherent writing and silly closing oneliners, he goes off again about this being his prerogative.
Defect borg:
“Refutile is sistance. Your ass will be simulated”.
WallyM7 on Coldfire:
"Yeah, he knows a little about everything because they have a good prison library."
my prerogative?
gee-whiz…i know you are a much better reader/writer in the english language than i am, but how the ? did you manage to assume that is what i meant (being my prerogative)
bj0rn - its my opinion, not right…
If there’s an opinion in there somewhere it’s undecipherable. Who’s got the time for this crap? It isn’t even english as spoken by non-english speakers. This is just crap.
If someone spoke to you like this, person to person, you’d remain engaged for about 2 minutes. Then you’d realise this person is more into sounding this way then expressing any actual thoughts.
If he has ideas or contributions, they are clearly secondary to his ‘style’. It reminds me of teenagers and mallspeak. Yeah, it’s a style, but if you want to talk to anybody outside your mall buddies, no one will hear your opinion over the volume of your screaming ‘style’. Most teenagers overcome this ‘style’ as they begin to mature and wish to interact with other intelligent life forms and also be viewed as a potentially intelligent life form themselves.
Someday this may happen to you. Till then, stay at the mall!
Wisdom is the boobie prize,they give you when you’ve been --unwise!
I can’t believe I’m doing this, but…
I can understand bj0rn. His hypnosis thread in GD (that Esprix linked us to) seemed like a reasonable question (and something that could be debated about) to me.
Granted, his writing style is annoying and sometimes takes a little longer to decipher, but I don’t think it’s completely incomprehensible.
For example, in the hypnosis thread, it seems that he’s asking if hypnosis has any merit. Do you think that it really works? Are past life regressions possible? I can see how this could be debated.
I am a relative newbie, so his current posts could be a huge improvement on what he’s done in the past, but I think as they stand now, they’re a lot better than some others I’ve seen.
Bj0rn and I went 'round with this several months ago.
I agree that it is very difficult to parse and decipher some of his posts.
I agree that it’s very frustrating that he seems either to simply not understand the basics of punctuation &c. or is deliberately abandoning them.
He says it’s unintentional. I’m willing to accept that.
And I’m not quite sure why the anti-Bj0rn vehemence is so extreme.
But, Bj0rn, while C3 is correct, and you have some really great thoughts and ideas, if it takes me more than a few minutes to figure out what your trying to say, I’m going to pass it by.
You’re welcome to consider me lazy, if you wish. But the truth is that I want to read a lot on this message board. And if my choice is reading one of your posts and five posts from fluent English writers, I’m afraid you’re out of luck.
-andros-
Iceland: don’t knock it until you try it
what andros said.
When you know that your time is close at hand
Maybe then you’ll begin to understand
Life down here is just a strange illusion
Boy, I’m sure glad I’m not in the habit of flaming typos.
Referring to my own typo of course. Not anyone else’s.
I’ll just go away now . . .
why, thank you for that neutral and kind observation C3.
and thanks to you andros for being honest. i do belive you are speaking the truth.
it strikes my as strange, the way people connect posters to profiles. like connecting me and my posts to incomprehensibility either because everybody else is talking about it or because they read a post that was incomprehensible. assuming after that, that every post that poster makes is identical. thus making a profile for that poster as incomprehensible.
lets take a couple of other popular profiles as examples: troll, kid, flamer and doper.
i am not saying everybody practice this profile making and i am not saying anything about it being good or bad. i just want to say that even if one has an opinion(profile) for a poster, it doesnt mean one has to express it as a statement of fact.
bj0rn - im not getting in the way of three elbows…