bj0rn, please tell me you’re doing this deliberately to confuse us. If not, I really fear for your mental health.
I think I know what you are saying, but only by applying vast extrapolations that can only result in misunderstandings when reproduced here.
The one thing that no extrapolation will clarify is these end-messages of yours. They are, one by one, all, totally insane. Elbows? What the fuck?
Please, do not assume we know any Icelandic slang. If your big point is to get all the confusion out of the way (I’m thinking about your Irony & Sarcasm thread here), please show us that you are willing to do so yourself, and drop the fucking verbal vomit at the end of your posts already.
That is all.
Coldfire - a lamp only is as bright as the height of the table. (See? Bullshit! Useless Bullshit!)
Defect borg: “Refutile is sistance. Your ass will be simulated”.
WallyM7 on Coldfire: "Yeah, he knows a little about everything because they have a good prison library."
There is a poster above named Elbows3, who expressed a somewhat derogatory opinion of Bjorn’s writing style. I believe the statement “im not getting in the way of three elbows…” is intended to mean, “3elbows is entitled to his opinion.” Of course, judging from the way this conversation has been going, I could be completely wrong.
It probably isn’t Icelandic slang, although if it is, it’s intriguing to speculate on what it might mean. Something to do with beer drinking? Elbows on the table? Too many elbows on the table? People who are eagerly drinking, “two-fisted” drinking, with both elbows on the table, room for only three elbows on the table? Or maybe it’s a folk dancing thing, link arms and twirl around, only room for two elbows?
Bjorn, sweetie, can you just tell us, in 25 words or less, what you want? Okay? Let’s just sit calmly here, and I’ll pat your hand, :: :pats hand comfortingly::: and you tell me what you want. Say, “I want…” what? I would like to talk to you, Bjorn. I am not using irony or sarcasm here one little bitty bit, honest. I think you have an Important Message for us, and we would all like to hear it, OK? But we are having trouble figuring exactly what you’re trying to say.
“Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast!” - the White Queen
I don’t normally repost for typos but I’d better clarify for the Viking’s sake, that the above post WAS NOT INTENDED TO HAVE A GREEN STICKING-OUT TONGUE in the middle, OK? The Smilies tricked me into putting a colon next to a lower-case “p”, which of course produced a :p.
That part of it is supposed to say,“pats hand comfortingly”. OK? Whew, that was a close one.
That’s what I get for trying to be cute… :rolleyes:
“Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast!” - the White Queen
I’ve been following the myriad bj0rn threads now, and all I can think of is Mike Myers on SNL doing “Sprockets” (or however it was spelled). The obscurity and irrelevance in some posts (not naming names) sounds like it was lifted straight from one of the episodes.
Just waiting for someone to end their post with “touch my monkey”.
what i want?
ill tell you what i want. the acknowledgement that every person may and can have an opinion. and that opinion is true and holy(and stuff like that) unless that opinion does not acknowledge other peoples opinion.
You want us to have opinions, but only if these opinions do not limit other peoples opinions? Do they ever?
Answer my previous question please, bj0rn. If you want to understand what everyone else is saying (you even urge everyone to stop linguistic tools that are neyond your comprehension, such as sarcasm and irony), why don’t you at least try to convince us that you are willing to make a good effort too?
All you do is you call your incoherence “style”. Sorry bj0rn, but that just doesn’t cut it.
Defect borg: “Refutile is sistance. Your ass will be simulated”.
WallyM7 on Coldfire: "Yeah, he knows a little about everything because they have a good prison library."
so by adding capital letters and ’ my posts would not be incoherent? or would they just be easier to read, but just as incoherent?
from another perspective:
if my grammar was perfect, but i would leave out capital letters and ’ could you call my posts incoherent? you seem to be calling them ‘harder to read’, not incoherent.
grammar perspective:
from your point of view: i am wrong and you are right.
from my point of view: i am wrong and you are right.
I’d consider it your problem since the way you write makes you incomprehensible, and since this is a forum where the written word is used to convey ideas, annoying people by being unable (or unwilling) to write intelligibly leaves you impotent.
So if you want to be considered an idiot, have at it - you’re doing a bang-up job so far.
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bj0rn - please ignore this sentance.
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I love it…
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so by adding capital letters and ’ my posts would not be incoherent? or would they just be easier to read, but just as incoherent?
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I thinks he’s got a valid point here. And I DO understand it. I even agree with him.
In the like to the GDebate link posted by Esprix he’s perfectly comprehensible. Occasionally he’s used an incorrect word, which you may have to replace with an idea to understand what he says, but you have to do the same thing when translating. Not difficult.
Perhaps some ppl in here are just looking for a arguement.
Perhaps some ppl in here are intimidated because bj0rn has a good point and some ppl can’t understand it.
Perhaps some ppl are just mean.
I generally go with no. 3
Morkster
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Bj0rn, I acknowledge your writing style. I also akcnowledge that it makes you look like a fucking dumbass.
You don’t have to undertake all the changes and learning the others have suggested, but I can promise you one thing: if you don’t, you will never be accepted as a rational human being with valid points to make, only as a stupid, socialist Icelander that hates America and can’t post anything sensible.
