Ok, I’m e-mailing a mod to close this stupid thing…
Even I can’t stand anymore of SkyKing’s idiocy.
Alice…
I guess the question will be if you “own” this thread! Just because you started it, doesn’t mean you have the “rights” to it, and therefore may request the moderator to end it! My suggestion to you Alice is: If you can’t play with the Big Dogs here, then go back home and stay on the porch! Take some medication for your Tourette’s Syndrome or whatever ails you which causes you to every now and then go into these uncalled for and ridiculus fits of rage (not just here, Alice, but on other threads as well).
If you don’t like what’s going on here, then why do you come here? Stay the FUCK out! If on your way to work everyday, you have to pass by a porno bookstore or the bakery store, does that mean you have to go in and check it out?
If I may, I’d like to make a suggestion: Instead of trying to take the easy way out and just ask the Mod to shoot the horse, why not try and use your skills and intelligence to get this thread back on track!?!? 
Actually, SkyKing, you’ve obviously not been here very long. She certainly has the right to request her thread be closed. And the moderator will either close it, or give her a good reason why it shouldn’t be closed.
Given the thread thus far, I’d bet the farm on the former.
Not too surprising at all. For some reason, every thread that SkyKing participates in inevitably devolves into everyone yelling at him and calling him names. That’s just how the Internet works. There’s a perfectly logical explanation for it, involving heat or statistics or something. It’s all very rational.
I’ve e-mailed. I’m waiting.
PLEASE mods - stop this - PLEASE!!
Why sort of farm is it? 
To be honest with you, I wouldn’t be surprised, either! It has turned rather silly, if not amusing! You are right in that I’m fairly new here, and therefore I’m not familiar with the protocols of this MB. Seeing that this was a “Rant” MB I figured just about anything goes (with the possible exception of such topics as pornography) such as flaming, insulting, etc. That in itself can be fun, if you can take it as much as you can dish it out! To me…FLAMING is an ART form! I believe it has it place and serves a purpose, to an extent!
But I had figured on this thread dying a lot sooner than it did. My bad for having hijacked it in a sense and perpetuated the nonsense! I’ve noticed in the week since I came here, that there are a lot more intelligent and witty people on this MB than on most others! There is even room for those who are not exactly the brightest crayon in the box (sorry, Alice!). That is a credit to the Mod’s for maintaining the high standards and integrity of this board!
As far as I’m concerned…this thread is D-E-A-D!!! 
[sub]oh please please please please oh please oh please[/sub]
Dear cow-orker(;)) who is hell-bent on making me cut my hair:
I don’t care how much you want me to cut my hair. No, it isn’t in my face. Notice how my eyes are not covered by my hair, nor is my neck (when I work, I put my hair up), nor is any other part of me except the place where the hair grows? When I didn’t see you behind me it wasn’t because my hair was in my face else I’d have crashed my car long ago.
No, as strange as this may seem to you, I will not allow you to cut my hair, nor will I accept money (he’s utterly bewildered by this one) to get my hair cut. Because … and you’ll want to sit down for this one…
I. Like. My. Hair. The. Way. It. Is. I have fun with it, friends have fun with it. In the immortal words of someone whose name I’ve forgotten, “chicks dig it”.
Notice that I have not suggested that you gain weight so that you’re not wearing a coat when it’s only 50 outside. I have yet to pressure you about your appearance, yet you feel some compulsion to berate me about an aspect of mine.
Do you not get that, in one way, you’re the most annoying thing since itch powder down one’s long johns in the dead of winter? Seriously, man, find a new hobby.
PS: Really. You can find someone else to annoy now. We’ve both got several coworkers who have acne; maybe they’d like to be given money to have electrolysis or something:rolleyes.