In this column: http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_054.html
Cecil fails to mention how many calories it takes to produce the ejaculate. Is this a viable way to use up excess calories?
Which reminds me of a Limerick produced by Isaac Asimov at a National Geographic land use seminar…
Young Frieda, accustomed to hand use,
Decided to try out some manned use
She was screwed on the ground
and decided she’d found
the delightfullest aspect of land use
Now, if I could figure out why it reminded me…