A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 1)

Well, at least there’s a vacuum in the space between his ears.

I wouldn’t say Trump is dense… But his head has an event horizon.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-slapped-down-by-judge-in-bid-to-avoid-jan-6-capitol-cop-trial/ar-AA16OxfE

The report states, “The arguments raised by Trump and other defendants were ‘in large part duplicative of those the court already considered and addressed’ in a previous civil suit against the former president, Mehta wrote. In that case, Mehta ruled that Trump’s speech at a rally preceding the riot went beyond protections afforded by the First Amendment and those shielding presidents from civil liability while in office.”

Taking a page out of “the Mafia doesn’t exist” playbook.

If only!

" … US District Judge Amit Mehta … "

What’s this? A Moslem so-called judge? So unfair. As we’ve seen before … :laughing:

The “Trump Org doesn’t exist” maneuver sounds like something Lionel Hutz would have come up with.

Then again, he might as well have argued about the election fraud claims in court too.

I’ve been expecting to see Lionel Hutz, Esq. show up on the Trump legal team just about any day now…

This was probably part of the joke; just ruining it here to nitpick that an Indian-American named Amit (Priyavadan) Mehta is of course very unlikely to be Muslim.

Does anyone know if we have a thread for providing updates, and enjoying the same, on the legal fates of participants in Jan 6 insurrection? It could go here, but I think it deserves it’s own thread. There have been some extremely satisfying developments in the last few weeks and I would like to add to the thread as I come across relevant news.

If the thread doesn’t exist, then I will start one.

Of course bad news for those fuckers (arrests and convictions) have gone into this thread, so please bring 'em on for some more schadenfreude!

This one, I think:

I thought he was riffing on the refrain that I’m sure right-wingers are tired of hearing: “Antifa is not an organization, it’s a philosophy.” In tRump’s limited mentality, if Antifa The Organization that doesn’t exist (wink, wink, nudge nudge) can operate, then the tRump Org can similarly not exist (wink, wink, nudge, nudge, Person, Woman, Man, TV…what was the other one?)

Camera

Person, woman, man, TV…

Thank-you for sharing, Atamasama. That was beautiful.

Best laugh I’ve had all day Atamasama.

Gamera needed a dentist. Not too sure having a canine which blocks part of your field of vision is optimal.

What’s the reference? I’m fascinated how it leads to that picture.

The list is when Trump proved that he passed a dementia test. He had to repeat 5 words, four of which are quoted in the post. The missing word was ‘camera’.

The picture is of Gamera, beloved defender of the Earth (sometimes) in 1960-era Japanese monster movies.