You know, a diet pill can enlarge your penis. Or rather, reduce the volume of the rolls obscuring it.
Is that a semantic thing?
whimpers and passes out in the corner
Can they send one by express mail to my ex? She’s having troubles again.
Huh, I got a hand written letter once (US postal mail) addressed to me.
Inside the letter was a hand written note that said:
“Hey bro, I was reading the paper the other day and immediately thought of you when I read it. Thought you might be interested.”
In it was a fake torn out newspaper article praising what wonders this particular penis enlargement pill does.
My only thought was: None of my guy friends have ever seen my penis! Even if they did and sent me a letter like that, I think my head would explode!!
The things these marketing guys think of is amazing.
They all fucked your girlfriend. Second hand info (so to speak).
Actually, that’s okay. What I want is a pill that’ll make everyone else’s smaller.
A cold pill?
In fact put a pill in your shoe and it makes you limp.
Ok, that’s funny.
69 replies and nobody’s dropped the name of Bob and his favorite product Enzyte?
I thought you ( and everyone else) was a dog.
Actually **NurseCarmen ** already had this idea. He’s been taking the enlargement pills, and he knows they work. He also knows that if the rest of us find this out, his advantage will be lost…
Your little scheme is foiled, NurseCarmen, I’m writing away for my pills TODAY!
If Enzyte worked, I doubt they would have needed to resort to credit card fraud.
Do not underestimate the treachery and cunning of a Minnesotan. You have been warned, I darenot say more.
Damnit, Luci, don’t make me fire up the wood chipper.
And consider your hotdish privileges suspended until further notice.
Certain pills can make ones penis much, much smaller. Is there really no pill that would make a penis bigger?
This is too rich! People from all over the EU are flocking to the town of Ruse to buy a breast-enlarging product. :rolleyes: :smack:
Not just a breast-enlarging product, breast-enlarging beer! I mean, that’s win-win, right?
Just don’t expect ME to drink it, my breasts are big enough already, thank you.
So if you’re a guy and you accidentally drink breast beer, do you get man boobs?