Well you see, the internet isn’t a big truck. It’s a series of tubes. Too many polls and it clogs up like a toilet, so you have to get the internet snake to get rid of the clog.
Hi Opal is so last century, the new 3rd option is Regards, Shodan.
Regards, Shodan is so last year, the new 3rd option is leprechauned.
Oh, I don’t know. What about…
French Ticklers and the Like (TMI, NSFW) - In My Humble Opinion - Straight Dope Message Board ?
What do you do when your friend uploads bad photos of you on the internet? - In My Humble Opinion - Straight Dope Message Board ?
Oglaf appreciation thread - very NSFW - hilarious pornographic webcomic - Cafe Society - Straight Dope Message Board ?
What More Could Lucas Do to Annoy Fans? - Cafe Society - Straight Dope Message Board ?
The ketchup poll - Cafe Society - Straight Dope Message Board ?
Do you like voting in polls? - In My Humble Opinion - Straight Dope Message Board ?
We need a poll for this, what thread do you think Mewl is checking out…
A French Ticklers and the Like (TMI, NSFW) - In My Humble Opinion - Straight Dope Message Board ?
B What do you do when your friend uploads bad photos of you on the internet? - In My Humble Opinion - Straight Dope Message Board ?
C Oglaf appreciation thread - very NSFW - hilarious pornographic webcomic - Cafe Society - Straight Dope Message Board ?
D What More Could Lucas Do to Annoy Fans? - Cafe Society - Straight Dope Message Board ?
E The ketchup poll - Cafe Society - Straight Dope Message Board ?
F Do you like voting in polls? - In My Humble Opinion - Straight Dope Message Board ?
I’m thinking “A,”, because Mewl’s just that kinda gal.
My poll is bigger than your poll.
I’m voting for G, just to be a dick.
Oh, good idea, I’ll join you!
So I, too, vote that you’re a dick.
I got yer Option “G” right here: So, uh, how do I deepthroat without gagging? - In My Humble Opinion - Straight Dope Message Board
Why, thank you, kind Sir… Or Madam… whichever you are. But I want to see Mewl come back and address my accusation! THAT’S what matters, not your opinion. And I’m still a dick, as I stated.
Damn, I was kind of a dick in that thread… Apologies, folks…
Yes, yes you were. I’m glad you apologized for such lack of control.
Mewl remains, however, dickless.
{A moment of seriousness here.
I thought that because of the title/subject matter, the thread I linked to as “Option G” would make a great joke when combined with the concept of a poll twitting the OPer of this thread, and the slang word for penis you used.
I actually haven’t read the thread I linked to as “Option G” (or most of the ones I linked to, for that matter) and I didn’t mean to imply anything negative about you by linking to that thread.}
But hey, this being the Pit and all, as long as you’re going to self-identify publicly about being “kind of a dick”…
[NelsonMuntz]“Ha Ha!”[/NM]
Psst!
Cheshire Human never posted to that thread.
whoosh
Dammit Silenus. Now she’s going to figure out how to check up on her self masturbatory thread under the radar! Well, at least I assume she’ll figure it out - but I’m not telling her.
Point is, I noticed the same thing. Hilarious!
We’re all pretentious asses and she can’t stay away.
Told ya I hadn’t read it! 
But, I accept my whooshment with good grace. Now, can we please get back to the important matter at hand? To wit, the shredding of the pitting.
She’s too stupid to figure it out. I came up with three ways off the top of my pointed little head.
And she’s still looking. 
I’m sorry that you’re a dick.
I dunno about that. That was the best woosh I’ve ever managed. I’m not sure I want to let it go. But I’m a dick, as I said.
Me, too, but some of us are born that way. 