If we were to throw a big feast using the s/n of dopers, what can I expect to see on the table? All I know of is some broccoli! and some Green Bean and maybe a little Gazelle from Hell.
I must regret to say that I will not be eaten at this feast, as socks have never been seen as very appetizing. Especially socks that are only washed once a week or so.
I’ll make the coffee.
Like Jesus and the fishes, Polycarp will feed us all.
with 7 provision baskets full of leftovers
Dolphin is NOT on the menu. Perhaps a tuna cassrole 
There you go, cadolphin! How about tunabreath casserole, with a side of carrot and some waterj2 to drink?
For dessert there’s always pezpunk, vanilla, chocolate, appletreats, raisinbread, and cherry/Ellen Cherry. For the kids we have Lucki Chaarms. Carnivores might enjoy a side of SentientMeat.
Oh my, I forgot a side of Vanilla Toast!
I guess I’ll just have to give everyone hints on how to make everything. 
[ sits nearby and chants; ohm ]
I’ll go, but I won’t eat anything.
[sub]I’m just there to be seen.[/sub]
I almost forgot! Who’s bringing the keg of UncleBeer?
I’ll help!
[sub]Get it?..Ah, never mind…[/sub]
We should provide some reading material for bibliophage, and a globe for World Eater.
whew I was having doubts about whether people would catch on to what I meant or not.
I’ll… squawk and form an unusual centrepiece. I refuse to have my feathers plucked.