Duck in 10, 9, 8 . . .
If 9 8 7 and 7 8 9, then 97=69!
For you, the numbers will never add up.
(Judges? Ruling, please?)
accepted.
You will never cruise through Paris with the warm wind through your hair.
You will soon be visiting Paris . . . Paris, Idaho.
You will run into Paris Hilton shortly – do the world a favor.
You will rescue a cute little puppy - then find out it’s not a puppy.
A nosy neighbor will find out an embarrassing fact about your gastrointestinal health issues, and will share the information with everyone in your close-knit Neighborhood Watch community.
Your gastrointestinal doctor rarely washes his hands.
Your doctor is a fraud and is giving you bad medical advice.
Take our advice: Do not read this fortune.
Do not leave your seats. This is a computer simulation.
Your life is too boring to be a computer simulation.
Tomorrow will be like today, and the day after tomorrow will be like the day before yesterday. I see your remaining days as a tedious collection of hours full of useless vanities. You will think no new thoughts. You will forget what little you have known. Older you will become, but not wiser. Stiffer, but not more dignified. Childless you are, and childless you will remain. Of that suppleness you once commanded in your youth, of that strange simplicity which once attracted men to you, neither endures, nor shall you recapture them. When you die, you will be buried and forgotten, and that is all. And for all the good or evil, creation or destruction, your living might have accomplished, you might just as well never have lived at all.
[-7 Faces of Dr. Lao]
TL:DR
Life sucks and then you die
There is no gravity. The world sucks.
The world is a carousel of color.
The color of your liver is not healthy.
When you have your health, you have everything. Loan me some health?
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