If you go back a few MMP’s, there some chatter about Swampy’s cannonballism, which involves eating people, or making a big splash, or dropping the person into the cooking pot with a big splash or sumtin like dat. :eek:
Mooommm, Ida never thought I’d consider Carnival, but they are running some $38/day cruises. 4 days - Orlando to Bahamas, *including airfare *for $350. I don’t think I can stay home that cheap.
There’s a few about me, too! 
Purely anecdotal, but a couple of friends of my mom’s went on one of those super cheap Carnival cruises out of FL. They said the crowd aboard was very noisy and rowdy, they had several items stolen, the ship wasn’t particularly nice, and in general, they had a terrible time. Granted, that’s one third-hand tale and I don’t even know which ship or when or any of the other details, but it did confirm other anecdotes I’ve heard about Carnival. Plus at that price, think about the type of people who can now afford to cruise - tacky people - like you! 
Oh, and Orlando isn’t a port, so that might make part of the cruise a bit bumpy…
Cool!
A guy should have a swell time. 
Why’d ya think I said I’d never choose Carnival…& I’m not tacky. I was the other day though; stoopit Crazy Glue! :mad:
I just took a few pics of the work I’ve been doing the last few weeks and put them in an album with a series of “Before” shots. I’m about to go out and stick some more stuff in the ground, so enjoy!!
That was a quick bit of gardening - mainly because my back is killing me. But I planted 4 peony plants, 2 clumps of coneflowers, and a bunch of grape hyacinths. I also took the stake off the cherry tree - I think it’ll stand fine on its own. I’ve got the sprinkler running now on the peonies on the front hill and the cherry tree - I’ll move it down to catch the grape hyacinths a little later.
I think it’s time for more ibuprofen.
Looks pretty good. Should be very nice once all the new plants take off.
Everyone is gone, the dishwasher just finished doin’ it’s thing and all is peace and quiet at da cave. A good time was had by all. I sent most of the leftovers home with folks. YAY!!! Now I shall veg.
A matter of great concern weighs me down. I feel it is my duty to ensure that each and every Mumper knows how to Properly Arrange The Tea Table. Thank goodness for such ejookashunul films!
Back, and still blurfy.
Mixed weekend; bad news was my approximately-uncle died last night 
He had a brain tumour, and I knew he wasn’t doing well, but it’s been really fast… He had a bad reaction to the chemo, and they wound up cancelling it. We weren’t very close, but he was just as much my uncle as my official ones (his wife was unofficially adopted by my Grandad).
On the plus side for the weekend, I finally got to meet my cousin’s baby girl- she’s 6 months old, highly cute, and very wiggly 
The actual trustee meeting went ok, we got a fair bit of stuff discussed, and now it’s not just the accountants talking figures, I can actually contribute suggestions, rather than just nod and try to look intelligent.
Anyway, I’s tahred and haven’t read the thread yet- I can’t sleep at the parents’ house, it’s too damn quiet; I live in da hood, and the absence of screaming rows and police sirens keeps me awake. It takes about 6 hours to get there, and I was on a fairly full coach which was roastingly hot, which just makes me more tahred.
I had to evict my housemate’s ‘friend’ when I got back (seriously, how oblivious can one get- he’s basically wrapped around her constantly, and last time he stayed over he literally tried to climb into bed with her, and she still appears to believe he doesn’t think of her 'that way), who appears to be trying to move in. He apparently doesn’t sleep, and won’t ever stop talking voluntarily, so I really don’t want him staying over when I can hear every word. He’d apparently been there, awake and talking, for well over 24 hours…
I also found out just before I left that I’m apparently now signed up to the Jobcentre’s outsourced work scheme, which is compulsory; I’ve heard a fair bit about it, none of it good. They can basically force you onto training schemes (apparently none of which are useful to anyone who can read, write and count) and they’ve recently been taken to court (and lost) for forcing people to work full time for no pay. I’m really hoping they don’t decide I have to do something over my camping trip next month- I’ve been looking forward to it since last year, and they could just send me on any bullshit thing they like and I have no ‘right’ to refuse or even negotiate. It might even mean I can’t do the volunteering I’ve signed up for, I don’t know yet.
Anyway. Bed time. G’night.
Now that you know how to properly arrange the table, Let’s Give a Tea! Let’s bully our friends into doing something they clearly do not want to do, ridicule their clothing choices, and then stand around doing nothing before the Frumpy Fashion Show at the end! It’ll be fun times!
I almost forgot, this features a special guest appearance by Natalie from The Facts of Life!
I can’t stand to watch it.
Does the brunette kill the older woman at the end?
Now that I know how to Properly Arrange the Tea Table, I just want to say that I’m glad I wasn’t born early enough for that to matter. 
Supper has been ingested. Cozmo and Higgs are both exhausted from chasing each other around. The weekend is winding down. I’m logging off - have we a volunteer for tomorrow?
MWAH!!
MOOOOOOM knowin’ how to properly set the table for tea is timeless! What if Higgs wants to have her friends over for tea and dawg biscuits? Wouldn’t you feel foolish if you couldn’t properly set the table for doggy tea?
flytrap if the brunette killed the older woman and served her up in finger sammiches at the tea, that would have been a Twilight Zone episode instead of an ejookashunul film.
We definitely owe Rick Prelinger a lot of well, I don’t know what we owe him, but if he didn’t make all these oddball films available for posterity, we’d be missing out on a lot of valuable things like setting the tea table, using the phone and whatever else.
Back from deheathenating, lunch is digesting, no solid plans for any other activities today.
Who said anything about finger sammiches, Swampy? :dubious:
No wonder they don’t read folks the Miranda Act!
Here is the newMMP.
Please don’t gush.
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I hate posting stuff late on a Sun evening, because I feel like it won’t get seen as people move to the new MMP. So I will save my comments for the new one…which I has a separate idea to start us off. If no one else beats me to it, you’ll be treated to a double dose of SpideySense[sup]TM[/sup] in the am.