A Thread for the Mueller Investigation Results and Outcomes (Part 1)

New York’s legislature is already working on removing that double jeopardy exception. Though whether the new standard will apply ex post facto I dunno.

Lilac water. Not even once!

I declare, this vile and putrid attack on an innocent personage shall not go unavenged!

My local Applebee’s would refuse service to such an obviously intoxicated blowhard. Not that they’ve put me out on the curb or anything…

Mueller asks for 60 more days to work with Gates:

I wonder whether this pushes back against the “Mueller is almost done” idea.

Anyone who claims to know Mueller’s timetable doesn’t. They (and we) are just reading tea leaves. In the teacups that we can see.

In the teacups he’s letting us see…

Trump Lies And Claims He Told Republicans To Fake Supporting Mueller Report Release

Apparently, they do. Not fooling anyone who hasn’t been a fool these past few years, but these past few years have seen many a fool.

Trumpites would still fall for it. I used to think there was a bottom limit to stupidity…

Yeah, he’s a mastermind in control of all of those puppets in the House. Next, he is going to tell them to impeach him and throw him in jail as part of his master plan. MLK went to jail, and now his statue is on the national mall yanno, big beautiful statue, one of my favorites…

He’s using reverse pathology.

You know who else spent some time in jail…

Try to imagine Trump writing a book.

(Guess we should be grateful he’s incapable of doing so. After all, that other book did have something of an impact on the world.)

I’ll know Mueller is done or close to it when he tells us OR Trump and his kids get indicted. I mean, it’s abundantly clear they all did multiple really bad things. And he hasn’t had an interview with any of them. So they’re not cooperating. They’re targets.

I think the Mueller-is-almost-done comes from two places. One is people want to be the person who breaks the story or gets credibility by being right. Those people aren’t malicious.

The other place is kind of like push-polling. If you keep saying he’s almost done, it makes people impatient and DEMAND that he finish before he gets to the good stuff, the stuff this second group is trying to hide.

To be precise, Trump did submit written answers to the SC’s questions.

I am positive that, recognizing the gravity of the situation, the Trump team endeavored to be as cooperative and truthful as they could be.

Oh, JohnT, you sly scamp! :smiley: You’re crackin’ me up here! :stuck_out_tongue: I guess the operative phrase is “as they could be,” amirite?

Curses! Foiled again! My cunning wordplay was no match for my worthy opponent.

I love it when you twirl your handlebar mustache. :slight_smile:

Stupid’s forever but ignorance can be fixed. Willful ignorance not so much.

Elliott Broidy’s everything was raided and hauled off last summer:

Presumably related to Mueller’s Saudi Arabia/Israel investigation that he also seems to be involved in.