A tip for would-be criminals

When driving a stolen vehicle, you’ll generally want to avoid calling undue attention to yourself. As an example, having your 20 year old female passenger standing topless through the sunroof while you drive can lead to arrest

Well yeah… but only if everyone driving around you doesn’t have a naked, 20 year old protruding through their sunroof.

Wow, would that be a cool city or what?

Little Nemo, am I to understand you are discouraging 20 year old female public toplessness?

What is this world coming to?

When we make having a 20 year old topless girlfriend in your car illegal, only criminals will have 20 year old topless grilfriends in their cars…

How’s thet for a volte farce?

I think Little Nemo is asking criminals to only let their 20 year old female passengers go topless in their own cars. As a kindly note to police that this is their own vehicle that they’re driving, which if you think about it is a doing the public a service.

But it looked so cool when Doogie Houser did it in Harold and Kumar go to White Castle!

“Okay, so, ten points for style, but minus several million for good sense, yeah?” – Z. Beeblebrox

I like your location Borborygmi how’s the weather there?

I have a friend who knows how the weather is and I’m meeting him tonight, so I should be back with the answer soon. :smiley:

And here I thought Joy was a fictional character…

Fair point. In the interests of the greater good, I am prepared to allow this compromise of my hard-line topless 20 year old females in cars policy.

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"But officer, the blinkers were out and it was cold enough that I thought I could use the manual pointers… " :stuck_out_tongue:

The charge was Driving With High Beams On.