A way too detailed look at the work of drink choosing

Mt. Dew : preferable to all, save banana milk, 50% chocolate milk, 20% sunny d, 10% watermelon kool-aid, 3% other kool-aids

Fresca: preferable to water, colas, most kool-aids (non watermelon), plain milk, possibly preferable to mt. dew, if cold

Colas: Preferable to plain milk, water, non-watermelon kool-aids

colas diet: decrease preferences by 10%

Sodas cold: increase preference by 10% except in case of Mt. Dew

Milk: preferable to water, warm diet sodas

banana milk: preferable to all except egg nog and cold mt. dew

Egg Nog: Preferable to all unless drank within last 30 mn or recently eaten

Chocolate milk: preferable over colas, plain milk, colas, and warm mt. dew

kool-aid: preferable to milk, water, warm cola

watermelon kool-aid: preferable to milk, water, cola, and warm mt. dew

Hey math geeks. I tried to think of an equation to show how I choose what to drink, but don’t know what info I’m missing.

–Tim

Hmm… i think you may want a programmer, not a math geek