I’m reminded of somebody who posted here years ago. He wrote that it’s a well known fact that all porn movies are fake. Nobody is really having sex in them. It’s all done with special effects.
Several people told him he was wrong. But he insisted that it was true and that all that stuff you see on screen that looks like people have sex is just plastic props and trick camera angles.
After a prolonged argument, he admitted he had never actually seen a porn movie. He was just basing his belief on the obvious fact that it had to be fake - because, according to him, it was impossible for anyone to have sex if other people were present.
Acey is also unaware that 50 years ago people actually provided veterinary care for their dogs. Apparently in Acey-land, when dogs got sick, you just shot them and got a new one. Those were the practical days of his youth.
How old is he anyway? Sometimes it sounds like he’s in a rocker with Ma, and sometimes it sounds like his youngest kid just left for college.