Aceplace57, what the fuck is wrong with you?

I’m reminded of somebody who posted here years ago. He wrote that it’s a well known fact that all porn movies are fake. Nobody is really having sex in them. It’s all done with special effects.

Several people told him he was wrong. But he insisted that it was true and that all that stuff you see on screen that looks like people have sex is just plastic props and trick camera angles.

After a prolonged argument, he admitted he had never actually seen a porn movie. He was just basing his belief on the obvious fact that it had to be fake - because, according to him, it was impossible for anyone to have sex if other people were present.

I wish I could even begin to determine what terms to search on to find that thread…

For the last time: quit trying to start a board war. Either grow some balls and go over to that “subforum”, or shut your piehole. Jesus. :rolleyes:

Do tell.

Oh, he’s been there. Remember when he tried to recruit posters there to harass the mods on this board?

Good times.

From his Salvation Army thread, ace is apparently comfortable with supporting groups that have anti gay hiring policies.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20640834&postcount=24

I should have known when I went in there (as in, “What is his angle here?” [beat] “Oh…”).

I still want to know what happened to his son.

(I swear someone once found a personals ad with his exact poster name, age, location, etc. What are the odds they’re different people?) :dubious:

waves
It’s still active.

What kills me about that thread is that he starts it by saying:

And, then, once a number of Dopers point out the SA’s discriminatory stances, replies with:

Ummmm…aren’t you applying a litmus test to Belk? :stuck_out_tongue:

How did I never notice **aceplace57 **before the Belk & SA thread? The stubborn stupidty shown in that thread is amazing.

Oh there is a treasure trove of material, trust me.

He’s an asshole. We should pardon grope-y guys because lots of other guys have already done it.

That’s right. It’s “just wrong” to expect accountability from our representatives. Ace-y, my boy, please fuck the fuck right off.

Acey is baffled by the idea of renting a condo (“what the heck is that?”). And what about “the smell of weed in the breezeways?”

Jesus Tittyfucking Christ.

Acey is also unaware that 50 years ago people actually provided veterinary care for their dogs. Apparently in Acey-land, when dogs got sick, you just shot them and got a new one. Those were the practical days of his youth.

How old is he anyway? Sometimes it sounds like he’s in a rocker with Ma, and sometimes it sounds like his youngest kid just left for college.

Mid 50s, I think.

I had a sense the guy was not the sharpest knife in the rack, but I’m beginning to think he isn’t even a knife! :smiley:

Or that someone lobotomized him with a dull one.

The condo stuff was hilarious. He was seriously confused that someone might rent a condo. It totally blew his feeble mind.