Bratman: 10 year old Bruce Wayne terrorizes villains at Gotham Elementary.
Steven Samurai: The story of a regular middle aged white guy who travels back to medieval Japan to study as an honorable warrior
Waiter World: A postapocalyptic hellscape where everyone’s water is constantly being refilled
The Taking of Pelham 1234: 1111 sequels later, this damn subway keeps getting hijacked!
Selection - Matthew Broderick has conflicted feelings over whether evolution should be taught in public schools.
The Ex-Files - These are no longer files. Starring David Duchovny.
Strain Spotting - Ewan MacGregor trains to be a physical therapist.
Purple Brain - Prince gets punched in the head repeatedly. Unrated.
Good one.
Bridge of Frankenstein - A mad engineer constructs a new bridge out of pieces of demolished bridges. Mayhem ensues.
**Knight of the Living Dead **- Zombies - in armor- on horseback!
**Splice World **- 5 Smoking-Hot Female Electricians go on a world tour. What do they do? Who cares!
Or: the doctor adjusts to married life.
Waiter World: A postapocalyptic hellscape where it takes at least 2 hours to get the food you ordered. AKA: The restaurant up the road.
She’s Gotta Have Lit - Three NYU students try to woo the same girl in a Freshman English class.
Or: Bride off Frankenstein - wedding night doesn’t go as he’d planned.
Mallrants - Both dumped by their girlfriends, two best friends scream in the local mall for 93 minutes.
My Little Pornies: Whatever you do, do not Google “Cupcake” with safe search turned off! :eek:
My Little Phonies: Trying to cash in on the craze.