Monsters Vs. Aliens: Sulley and Mike battle Xenomorphs.
Juno: The story of a quirky, plucky email application.
28 Weeks Later: Sandra Bullock get’s sent back to rehab in the midst of a zombie epidemic.
Same, but instead of Sulley and Mike, I was thinking Aileen Wuornos and Howie Mandel
Red Dragon–Tale of a Chinese warrior
Silence of the Lambs–Biblical tale about Jesus’s followers being very quiet.
Hannibal–Tale of crossing the Alps
Hannibal Rising–Sequel, what happened after he crossed the Alps.
Let’s get Naked Lunch out of the way…
Bedknobs and Broomsticks: Angela Lansbury’s first venture into porn.
The Ten Commandments — A story about some courthouse in Alabama
The Exorcist – A story about a gym teacher
The Sting – A story about some bees
The Hustler – A story about a whore
Pale Rider – A story about a milkmaid
Lord of the Rings: A jeweler attempts to retrieve a stolen possession.
Slumdog Millionaire: Eccentric, very wealthy lady leaves her entire fortune to a stray canine. Hilarity ensues.
The Aristocrats–Tale of upperclass Europeon gentry.
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: Documentary biopic about the NFL’s best players.
The Empire Strikes Back: War picture about Britain’s attempts to regain its empire.
Saturday Night Fever: Medical thriller about a short-lived ailment.
Blazing Saddles: Action picture about a serious fire in a leather factory.
Babe. Use your imagination.
Milk. Documentary about the dairy industry.
Prick Up Your Ears Aural sex
Oskar Schindler has a little problem keeping track of all the women he’s dating - with hilarious results!
Passion of the Christ: riveting romance with just the right amount of BSDM! The producers of You’ve Got Male really nailed it this time!
Star Wars: Political tale about planetary defense systems funding. Wait, that was Episode 1.
Girl with a Pearl Earring: Scarlett Johansson turns her head to the side at the worst possible moment.
Reservoir Dogs: Animated feature about a group of plucky strays who save their beloved reservoir from greedy developers.
Gone with the Wind – It’s about an airplane
Hamlet – It’s about a little town
Stripes – It’s about a zebra, a tiger and a convict
The Longest Day – It’s about June 21
Continental Divide – It’s about a math contest
Dirty Harry - the tale of a royal who has bad hygiene.