New York Stories
Remember that northern English town that Braveheart trashed single-handedly? Well, Mel’s back and he’s really pissed…
Big Fish – a remake of The Old Man and the Sea.
The Italian Job – comedy about working for Ferrari motors
The Philadelphia Story – straight play version of 1776
Bowfinger - - he’s the man, the man with the arrow’s touch . . .
Goldfinger – King Midas in modern dress.
Die Hard
A documentary expose’ of the manufacturers of Viagra who cover up a lethal contamination of a batch of the product.
Brilliant.
The Breakfast Club: Mimosas and pancakes with a book talk!
Boys in the Band: A coming of age story involving teenage males in the high school . . . chorus
The Color Purple: Story in epistolary form about one sister telling another how she was turned on to S&M over the years
Watchmen–Jewelry repair persons strike back after their positions are eliminated one by one by cheap disposable timepieces.
Bonfire of the Vanities–Conflagration in a bathroom-supply warehouse.
An American in Paris - Socialite gets laid.
Down and Out in Beverly Hills: Child of veteran Hollywood actors manages to come out of the closet and stay cool with the local gangs at his local high school.
The Professional: The best hitman movie ever could have been an entirely different occupation.
The Nighmare Before Christmas: Documentary about air travel during the holidays.
Office Space: Competing realtors race to get the last lease, and discover what they really need is a new lease on life
Superbad: A documentary about life in America’s newest supermax prison
Dan In Real Life: Meta-Fictional humor on the big screen when Dan Castellaneta discovers that all the characters he’s voiced over the years have come to life, and they’re living in his apartment!
Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle: Worlds combine when an Indian Warrior travels to medieval Britain to save his friend
No Country For Old Men: An octogenarian cast off on an iceflow from Alaska ends up in a magical land
There Will Be Blood: Biopic about the worst serial killer of the twentieth century
Bend it like Beckham: ditto with David
Touch of Evil: ditto with Mr. Knievil
I used to think that must be a baseball movie.
The Soup said it’s what happens when the Hiltons get mad at the help.
The Truman Show
Biography of the 33rd President of the USA
Six Feet Under: Bio-flick about conjoined triplets.
Nice!
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest: Disney cartoon about a bird who thinks that a jet airliner is his mom.
Casablanca: George Lopez plays America’s first Hispanic president in this wacky comedy
Hillary and Jackie: Two former First Ladies discuss their husbands’ sex addiction.