[Delmar] Wel, I’m only 44![/Delmar]
Yeah, it’s great to be part of the young generation.
M-m-m-m-my generation.
Perhaps he should contact the dads discussed in this thread.
Hmm, if he’s paying wouldn’t that make the girl a prostitute and then fall under his forbidden catergory of heathen? Seems he hasn’t thought this through very well.
Depends on the reason for the divorce and if he’s a literalist.
And we’re supposed to be defending marriage from the homosexuals? 
I was actually planning on writing to a state congresscritter about his support of a defense of marriage bill. I do believe I’ll mention this guy as an example of how heterosexuals are doing a fine job of attacking marriage all on our own! :rolleyes:
Are there a lot of pig worshipers in OK? I mean I get the No white supremists part, those kooks are all over, but I didn’t know there were enough pig worshipers for him to have to exclude them in his sign.
Are you sure he’s not really Woody Allen?
p.s. Multiple marriage is illegal in Utah also.
Not necessarily.
I wonder if pig worshipers are Jews and/or Muslims.
“No Jews, A-Rabs, Nigroes, or White Supremicists!”
That would be a stretch, considering they both view pigs as unclean.
Wow, if virgins are going for a thou a crack in Oklahoma, imagine just how much money a good horny slut will go for!
I should start up some kind of import business and ship from Michigan to Oklahoma. wanders off to start building up Slortar’s Interstate Slut-o-rama, Inc.
If he raises bees and sells honey he might have a chance with a Russian mail-order bride.
Yeah, but they won’t eat them. I wouldn’t put it beyond a cretin to interpret that as worship.
Time shares are never a good idea.
Last time I checked, it’s illegal to pay for sex with anyone. The underage part just makes it that much skeevier.
He’s going to put her on the layaway – I mean, the a-way-to-get-laid – plan.
Is this something you check often?
Typical Night at the McNew household
<checks Internet>
“Damn, still illegal”
<Watches a couple of shows on TV>
<checks Internet again>
“Damn, still illegal”
<Takes nap>
<checks Internet again>
“Oh fer crying out loud! STILL?”
