ah, marzipan

my friend duende just ate a marzipan pig. it was really cool.

How big was the pig?

Was it flavored like anything, or was it just plain almond?

Did he do it on a dare/bet?

Where did he get the pig?

Does he, or do you, know where I could get some marzipan pencils? I’d like to have them for practical joke purposes: nibble at a pencil until it’s all gone.

How does he feel now?

(Link doesn’t work, BTW.)

Not another Homestar Runner thread.