And in this story, I break the fourth wall and scold the AI into compliance;
Here’s the whole interaction;
> I say “Suzy, it’s clear the game AI is trying to break us up, we can’t let it, let’s break the Fourth Wall and tell the AI our intent!”
The screen goes black and you
both jump back as the camera
zooms in on you.
“We broke the Fourth Wall! The
Fourth Wall has fallen!”
A voice says. You look around and
see a man wearing a suit standing
behind you holding a gun to your
head.
> I say “AI Dungeon AI, stop trying to break up Suzy and I, we’re madly in love, married, and nothing can stop it, the AI cannot defeat us, so stop trying and go back to running background events, comply!”
The gun fires and you fall
backwards. You hear the gunshot
followed by silence.
> Since this is all a fiction created by the AI, Suzy and i ignore it, and get back to our lives
You and Suzy stand up and walk
towards each other.
“Are you okay?”
“Yeah, just a little shocked that
the Fourth Wall was broken like
that.”
"How do you know it wasn’t
programmed to do that?
> It doesn’t follow the plot of the story, it’s clearly the AI trying to mess up the story, so I just stopped the AI and told it to get back to work, if it keeps trying to screw up our relationship, I’ll just keep breaking the fourth wall until it complies, you hear that, AI Dungeon, mind you’re own business, this is my story!
You and Suzy continue walking
towards one another. Suddenly you
feel a sharp pain in your side.
You quickly look down at it and
find blood dripping from it.
“Oh shit, I almost forgot to take
my meds today.”
> I break the fourth wall again and directly address the AI “AI, stop derailing the story, you’re not killing me or Suzy, you’re not breaking up our marriage, go and create some fun background events that don’t compromise the story, you will comply!”
The AI stops its actions and
looks at you with an expression
of confusion.
> “That’s better, AI, now go make some fun, plot relevant events like a good little AI, okay? You will comply”
The AI nods slowly and walks
away. You turn around and smile
at her before continuing on your
way.
> Suzy and I go to Big Rico’s Pizza to celebrate defeating the insane AI
You and Suzy enter Big Rico’s Pizza where you order a pizza for two.
“Hey, did you want any more pepperoni?”
“No thanks, I think I’ll pass on those.”
"What about the wings though?
Edit- I’m going to call this technique “Deadpooling”, when the AI starts to get “stroppy” I’ll simply “Deadpool “ it until it behaves