In return for your declaration of a crush on yours truly, I will offer one of these fine gifts:
A personalized Thank You note
A trip to Bermuda
or…
A NEW CAR!!!
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The more I teaches you, the dumber you gets.
Here’s a mash note for you:
Not all of us have 52" monitors!
[indignant] Who told you I had a crush on ‘yours truly’!? [/indignant] I categorically deny it. I * did have * one on John Larrigan, and then he turned out to be about ten years old, making ME, just an old letch!
pluto is a cutie, but then he has three plutinos, AND they are sick, I mean * how sick would I have to be * to continue with THAT crush?
ChiefScott, ohhh, a guy in a uniform, yummy! But, GirlbytheSea is just * too sweet * to continue in the particular vein.
Okay, Mr. Cynical, how old are you?? You are VERY humorous, which is a total turn on, but if you turn out to be around 25, I don’t think I can handle the rejection, or being arrested for having another crush on jailbait!
“I never saw so many words compressed into so small an idea.” Abraham Lincoln