Allow myself to introduce...myself.

My name is DarkSideoftheFloyd.

 I'm a fifteen year old girl, soon to be sixteen in February. I have somewhat of an obsession for Pink Floyd (as you can tell by my username), and I often dream of Roger Waters. No, I won't tell you what's in those dreams. 

 I love Atreyu, Alice in Chains, Rolling Stones and Disturbed also. My favorite play is The Glass Menagerie, and my favorite movie is The Nightmare Before Christmas.

 I live in NYC with my mother. Two cats used to live with us, until one of them died (RIP, The Queen). The surviving one, Rat Bastard (named by my mother) is living in the garage, unfortunately.

 I do not follow the majority of my peers' tastes in music, and I often am teased for it at school, especially since I'm black ("Black people don't listen to rock!!" "You aren't black if you listen to rock", ad nauseum). What makes the teasing worth it is going home and blasting "Young Lust" (Ooo.. I need a dirty woman...)

I have a (fetish, I think you’d call it) for British accents and black neckties.

 One of my hobbies is drawing. I've been told I draw in Tim Burton's style. 

I’m currently in a metal band consisting of my four other friends and me. I’m the bassist and lead vocalist. We don’t have a name yet, but judging by all the screams of “BAND NAME!” in different threads here, I’d say we’ll be getting one soon.

The things that get me irritated are:
Intolerance and racism
“LOL”, “u”, and other AOL-isms
Fist fighting
Ignorance
Artist’s block
Overuse of emoticons

This has to be the best messageboard I’ve seen, and not a “u” in sight!

 I just hope I can get out of here before the goat comes by. Please, I dislike sticky things on my hands. Guys? Are you listening to me? Gu-

Welcome to the boards!

Welcome, DarkSideoftheFloyd

U don’t like fist fighting. What kind of fighting DO u like?

Welcome to the Dope! It’ll be nice to have another teen on the board!

[British Accent]Welcome to the boards[/British Accent]

You don’t have to get your hands sticky. Here. Let me tie them up above you. Now that they are out of the way, and you are obviously unable to hold the calamari, I guess we’ll have to immerse you in it.

Remember, she did ask that her hands not get sticky.

Welcome DarkSideoftheFloyd.

Welcome, welcome! Always nice to see new faces.

Stick around, have some pie. make some friends.

Whew! For a moment there, I thought you were going to ask what type of fisting she liked.

Oh, and welcome, SDotF! Please step over to that table for your complementary welcoming cookies. Yes, right over there…bit more to the right…yes, if you’d be so good as to stand on the red “X”…there we go…

Welcome. You’ll enjoy yourself here, especially if those AOL-isms piss you off. It’s one of the many things good about this board.

Welcome, welcome. I only recently saw the movie The Wall, ironically, and it reaffirmed for me the genius of Floyd’s music.

However, I love fist fighting. If you can’t deal with that, we may have to brawl.

No goats. Why do we keep getting that request? It’s ok…that’s why we have the backup llama.

In deference to your age and gender, you may keep your shoes on. :smiley:

Come on, Goat! Ohhhh, Goat? Get in here! Where did that goat go?

Well, while we wait for mister lazy-goat, welcome to the ilustrius SDMB.
Also, I know what you mean about the whole music thing. Classical and 80’s-style metal aren’t that popular. But trust me, after high school that’s all over and done with.

LOL! r u sure about that?
:smiley: :stuck_out_tongue: :smiley: :stuck_out_tongue: :smiley: :stuck_out_tongue:

Sorry, someone else was going to, I probably just beat them to it.
:slight_smile:
Welcome to the boards!
So you a fan of stuff like the Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy?

You DO realize I sort of have a thing for light bondage?

Did I mention that I am wearing a black necktie?

Say the suburban white boys who listen to hip-hop, right?

Welcome.

No, you didn’t!
How YOU doin’?

So, let’s see if I have this right:

Young person not into what she “should” be into.
Surfed the boards and learned what we’re about before posting.
Doesn’t like leetspeak.
Familiar with some of the in-jokes (How YOU doin’?).

Can someone donate the money to make her a member already? We don’t want to lose this one.

Hello DarkSideoftheFloyd, be welcome. Enjoy your stay. :slight_smile:

I dunno, but for some strange reason I have Kung Fu fighting stuck in my head now.