Come now, who isn’t?
As for the light bondage, head on over to MPSIMS, There’s a couple there with a DH18"IJBD who you can trade stories with. They’re into corsets, both of them.
DarkSideoftheFloyd wrote:
…followed by six lines, any of which IMHO would make a pretty good band name.
Aah ignore me I’m just pissed. Welcome to the SMDB! I joined two days ago.
Oops, we’re in MPSIMS. oh, and that was a DH18"IBJD, silly me.
I am willing to bet it isn’t.
Show me your birth certificate!
That wouldn’t happen to be that 18 inch blue jelly dildo, would it? :dubious:
Double-headed ice-blue jelly dildo, to be precise.
Wait a minute, you’re just a wee bit younger than my daughter. :eek:
What am I explaining things like this for? Go to your room! Pick up those clothes! Turn down that music! Do your homework!
Okay, welcome, DarkSide. You sound like a nice kid.
I have two cats, too, one of whom is often called “Dammit!”
Sorry to hear about the loss of your kitty. I hope RatBastard doesn’t get cold in the garage.
Not to be pedantic, but - Oh heck, O.K. I’ll be pedantic.
In the OP it was referred to as a “Dong,” not anything so crass and commonplace as “Dildo”.
While we’re on the subject, the proper abbreviation is 18"DHIBJD :eek: :eek:
Pedant. Pedant. Pedant pedant pedant pedant pedaaaaaaaaaaaaaant…
-Henry Mancini
Oh, and uh, welcome.
From one Floyd fan to another…Welcome to the SDMB, DSotF.
First of all, Welcome! Long may you stay and enjoy the Straight Dope!
Secondly: They (your peers at school) have heard of a musical genius named Jimi Hendrix, yes? And Lenny Kravitz? I wouldn’t call Lenny a genius, but the man do rock.
This is the best message board on the net, hands down.
Mister lazy-goat would be a kickass username.
Speaking of which, welcome to the boards, DarkPartoftheChicken!
Newbie Alert! Newbie Alert!
Nancarrow is trying to slip in without being initiated!
Rufus, pass the 18"DHIBJD :eek: :eek: over here, if you please…
Totally agree. If she lacks the wherewithal to become a member, I’ll glady pony up the funds. I just wish my own daughter had the taste and intelligence this prospective indoctrinee has shown thus far…
Sorry, I have to add…consider it a “Merry Christmas”, good karma kind of thing. Then tell me how I do it.
[TheInterruptingCow, why do you not have a post count or location?]
Welcome, DarkSideoftheFloyd and Nancarrow!
Another longtime Floyd fan here…
<geezer mode>
why, I remember back in '82 listening to Dark Side of the Moon 62,187 times and blasting it down the hall of my residence at university, because, if I couldn’t study, nobody was going to study, and I wore my copy out, and then I’d go back to the studio and pull an all-nighter and end up sleeping on someone’s couch, because there was no way I was going back to my room, not with all that pot smoke from my roommate, so when Christmas break came around, I went home, and came back to a new roommate and the walls of my room absolutely covered in pictures of naked–
er, ehat was I saying?
</geezer mode>
Say, have DarkSideoftheFloyd and Nancarrow received their ‘packages’ yet?
Thank you all for the kind words.
Packages, Sunspace? ::eyes dart around nervously::
ummmm… beacause I tried to correct my e-mail address in my profile (just now) and jumped the gun before the change was activated. I’ve actually been around here for years…I just don’t say much, so the post count looks low anyway. Seems to be OK now. And the offer still stands.
[QUOTE=Sunspace]
<snip> …so when Christmas break came around, I went home, and came back to a new roommate and the walls of my room absolutely covered in pictures of naked-- <snip>
So I’d say you saw a different side of the moon, eh?
Don’t worry, DSotF, they’re just… Yuletide gifts.
Yeah, that’s it. “Yuletide gifts”.
[sub]Has anyone seen the salad tongs?[/sub]
. That’s one way to put it. My dad was with me too… :eek: