Yeah yeah yeah…soon as I’m done with it.
There. Now I’ve rolled out the dough for my pies. Here you go. Don’t mind the flour.
::runs nekkid through thread::
Y’all are gonna wear me out…
Darkside, you might want to turn away for a bit. This might get ugly…
But don’t wander too far. The corners hide…things.
Rufus, the flour you were using wasn’t the stuff in the red canister, was it?
(Note to self: put fingers in ears when pie is baked.)
Is that what that was…?
[sub]:: off ::
It’s okay, you won’t need to call Emergency Services…[/sub]
[sub]Wait a minute. I take that back.[/sub]
help!
Just don’t duck under the table.
(That’s where I’m hiding!)
Just making sure. Abnormalities scare me.
<Feldman> Normal…Abbie Normal, I think…</Feldman>
saunters in
gives DarkSideoftheFloyd a big kiss from the resident goddess of love
flirts outrageously with Sunspace and iampunha, runs out
And get off my lawn, dammit!
Welcome, DarkSideoftheFloyd. May you stay on this board even longer than Dark Side of the Moon stayed on the Billboard charts.
Who says there are other message boards!?!? Besides of course ones with thread titles that say, “OmG lYkE bEnJi Is SoOoOoOoO hOtT!!!”
Don’t we need lime jello?
Welcome darkside, don’t mind the goat, llama, or any other partially domesticated animal they throw your way, they are usually satisfied with pie. Come to think of it, pie goes an awful long way among the natives here. Stick around and have some fun. Wish I could tell you more, but I am just a new boy, stranger in this town…
::turns out the light, cues up “Careful with that Axe, Eugene” and switches on the UV strobelights::
Welcome aboard.
Hmm, I must say we’ve been getting a better crop of newbies lately!
Nice and mulchy and mildly crunchy and dripping with tasty fluids
Incidentally, speaking of new, umm, resources…
So that’s where they got to!
“Sourland Mountain Preserve”.
Heh. Gotta love those euphemisms. 
We’re not allowed to use lime Jell-O anymore. There was, um … uh, an incident.
Don’t ask - you don’t want to know. :eek:
Red, yellow, orange, purple; take your pick. Just no lime.
DarkSideoftheFloyd, you sound like the kinda nerdy, outgoing, fetishy girl with a dark sense of humor, and jaded taste in entertainment this world is in dire need of. Honestly. After all, the only real currency in this bankrupt worl is what you share with someone just as uncool as you…on second thought, to hell with the world. Pink Floyd is cool, The Nightmare Before Christmas is cool, and Hunter S Thompson is a genius, and cool. What the hell do the masses know? We kickass.
With having said that, I provide you a Terry Pratchett quote, one of the more popular authors amongst members here:
Build a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
Who’s gonna show THIS stranger around?
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To be honest, I’m not a very outgoing person, but you’ve got everything else right on the nose. Here, have a cigar. 
::Sets the controls for the heart of the Sun and stubs toe on door::
No one escapes the goat!
Although there have been a lot of introduction threads lately, so the poor thing probably needs a rest first. 
Welcome!