I hope there’s someone I really like this year. I always get so hyped at the start of the season, and then I end up not caring about any of the contestants, and bored.
I’ve been thinking about AI for weeks! Now my fiance has asked me to dinner tonight. What to do, what to do?
He said he’d tape it for me, so we’re going out. Try not to discuss it to death before I get a chance to watch it. 
Damn, I’ve missed you, girl. 
Count me in the Set of Squeeing Snarkers!
I was ever so incredibly relieved when this semester started and my Wednesday class was over-filled and I got to switch to the brand-new Thursday class, whew.
Tips for the newbies, be prepared to take notes. There will be so many different peeps that you’ll want to comment on and even if you’re simul-posting you’ll miss some and it gets really hard to follow “That one guy, with the hair, yeah him!” 
They need a real theme song. The one they have now sounds like a really long intro to a theme song.
Dude can sing in three different pitiches…he just can’t sing in any KEYS.
Why do they always tell the judges they’re making a mistake? How could it be a mistake for the judges? Under what scenario could they ever regret telling somebody no?
It’s NIGEL! With sweat stains. Passionate sweat stains!
Unless you are Macy Gray, a unique voice is not an asset.
Please don’t frighten me. You say “Las Vegas” in an “American Idol” context and I immediately think of Mikayla Gordon, and that sort of torture violates the Geneva Convention, I think. Which reminds me … she won’t be back, will she? Will she?
Whether it even works for Macy Gray is debatable.
I love her but I can see how she’s an aquired taste.
Hey, Fantasia won the whole thing by sounding like Macy Gray.
Wilma Valderama?
The twins have experience. The first is better than the second. Terrel and Derrel?
Power of Love is one of the songs that needs to be permanently retired from this show.
Are they gonna give away all the ones going by showing backstory like they did last year?
It still amazes me how delusional people can be about their own abilities. Have the judges ever once been wrong about saying somebody can’t sing. Advice to AI wannabes: if they tell you suck, believe it.
I am so ready to crush on these two, ooh!
Have there always been so many commercials? There are, like, 2½ minutes of commercials for every minute of auditions, aren’t there?
Goddamn, Simon is a genious! Next year that guy is gonna show up without a beard and in a dress.
Damn, Simon is even meaner than usual this year.
That HAD to be a bet.