That dude waited in line all that time just to sing one line over and over again? Dawg, at least try to learn a whole verse.
In Dpty. Brandon’s defense, those are the only words to “I Shot the Sheriff” that I know, too. So.
I think he was trying to get on TV.
But aren’t we all, Dio? Aren’t we all?
It was a bet I tell ya. Him and his security guard buddies were hanging out he said, “I betcha I can sing “I shot the sheriff” at least 5 times in a row on American Idol.” and his friend, “Dude! Wear the uniform.”
That really cracked me up.
OK, I’m calling dibs now: Next person who sings “My Heart Will Go On,” I get to stab. Then we’ll see how long their heart goes on. As long as they shut. Up.
Another hint for aspiring AI contestants: if they’ve got you singing to people on the street, it isn’t because they think you’re GOOD.
It was probably exactly something like that. He’s probably collecting right now.
“Constance on the bathroom stall?”
The dude singing the song from Trading Places may, in fact, be the best AI moment EVER.
Holy cow. Simon is really on his period.
Is it just me or does Paula seem hotter this season…and not as high?
Can someone riddle me this? What was “not nice” about Simon asking what made the redheaded kid “different”? I don’t understand. (Related aside: Is he “different” because he’s gay? Because I totally have at least two gay ex-boyfriends exactly like that kid.)
Dio: Yes. Her image consultants have earned their keep this year.
I agree. Methinks TPTB at 19 Entertainment told her to straighten up and fly right this season… there aren’t too many career options available for ol’ Paula, so I figure she went to rehab/dropped the pipe.
Cuties both. Doesn’t she look like a hotter Ashley Simpson?
Aaah… American Idol goodness… 
Paula is trying to hold her laugh…
Oh my God! I’m in loooooveeeee.
I am officially a dirty old woman, because I think young Zachary is quite the hottie.
What were the bleeped out parts?
Funny as hell, is what they were.