More screeching, screaming, squalling, shrieking train wrecks are promised.
I hope they don’t disappoint my expectations.
You know I’ll be around for them.
Thanks for starting this viva. I was going to but with trepidation. It seems every time I start an Idol thread it gets ugly.
Pauler looks hungover.
That’s a boy? Avian?
Single dad is one of my favorites so far.
He does that nasal thing that I hate but many, many guy singers do. The only thing I hate more than that nasal thing is the goat thing.
Evian (water?) was too cute…except for the 4 yo bling.
I will let Aussie guy do funny things with his hands to me anytime.
Did they hear people complain about not seeing enough of the good ones? That’s 3 good and no bad.
Of course I spoke far too soon.
“Against All Odds” should be banned on Idol.
If Mariah took some lessons and sang like herself, she wouldn’t be half bad.
Mariah girl’s “Oh, god, I’m going to be on the rejects!” was hysterical! 
The nurse insisting “I know I can sing, in spite of all you saying I can’t, it must be the three different songs I tried that didn’t work, because I know I can sing, really, I’ll be back, despite all the evidence, I can sing.”
OTOH, the sombrero with the mime could sing, go figure.
I wanted the sister to be good only because the other sister wants to meet Obama. Or Obimar, like Simon says.
Yeah, dude with the mime may have made it if he didn’t have the gimmick.
Sister was good, but the sister on Simon’s lap was giving me the creeps.
Have they had audition shows for all seasons, including season one? It seems like a lot of episodes are devoted to these early rounds.
Has anyone ever written their own song for the audition and made it?
I don’t remember how many cities they went to in the first couple of years but I always remember a half an hour devoted to each city they went to. I could be wrong because I’m old and forgetful.
These whopper freakout commercials are the dumbest campaign BK has ever done. :rolleyes:
I don’t remember anyone ever making it with an original song, and that Hagrid looking fellow’s nails frightened me.
Not that I’ve ever seen. What was up with him randomly running away?