Hey, I like the chubby red-head. I wanna hug him.
Is “Brittenum” Esperanto for “asshat”?
I thought he was never going to shut up. I wonder if they bitch that much in jail.
OH! It’s from “The Princess Bride,” right?
Ah, the asshat was talking-- good time to switch to the Daily Show. Did you know that Denmark marched into Santa Esmerelda’s Please Don’t Let Me Be Misunderstood during the opening Olympic ceremonies ? And that the Vice President shot a 78 year old man in the face?
Yes, that was much better than listening to that felon grouse.
Good lord, STFU! You forgot the words.
Ahahahahaaaaaaaaaa Dumbass!!!
Beat my bare behind? That goes up there with I should have changed that fucking lock!
I think I like those lyrical changes. Both of 'em.
The twins are SUCH tools.
The Brittenum boys make me want to vomit. Seriously. How can they stand up there with straight faces and say they exemplified anything except how to be the world’s dumbest criminals?
Barf.
Don’t like that Breena biotch.
Not crazy about the matching cowboy hats, I have to say.
How much does everyone want to bet that someone will capture the clips of the cowboy goodbyes and edit them into another fabulous Brokeback Mountain parody? It’s the movie that keeps on giving, people.
Aww … bye-bye, Littlest Cowboy!
[Cindy Lou Who]
Simon Claus, why? Why are you keeping those Brittenums? Why?
[/Cindy Lou Who]
Wait, what? Rooms already? What the heck is happening here?
Where was the drama? This year wasn’t near as interesting as last year’s group round. Other than the crazy stuff wtih the twins, there wasn’t much going on this year.
There are 44 people left. What happens now? Oh … more cuts tomorrow. This is different. And kind of brutal, actually.
Yeah, they just skipped a bunch of solo auditions. Seems like they could have milked a whole show out of those alone.