Cool! We can go on tour and sign autographs and stuff. Lord knows we have at least as much talent as Flawless, with his tablecloth outfits.
That peppy guy scares me…
Ok, what is that tail? He’s not Foxxy Love!
And that’s not fair!
Chariots of Pee!
Did “Clay” do a Paul Lynde impersonation on the way out?
According to my husband, that guy looks nothing like She-Hulk. She-Hulk is hot.
They really should just call this show “Foreign and/or Effeminate People Singing Badly”.
Promo-- One of the arrested twins, “I. Don’t. Do. Groups!”
I’m all out. Somebody’s gotta have the follow-up to that straight line.
The previews made me very happy. Only 23 hours to go.
All I can say is, I hope his future prison cellmates don’t hear that, or he’s in big trouble, mister!
This particular season it seems that if you insult any male singer you have at least about a 3 in 5 chance of it being a gay guy. This is the gayest Idol ever I do believe.
Did you notice the guy saying his voice coach trained “another girl” as well?
BTW, while I definitely wouldn’t have voted to take the Clayette to Hollywood and while he definitely picked the wrong song, I really didn’t think he was as terrible as Simon’s review. I thought Cher-boy was absolutely godawful- I didn’t think he sounded like Cher or even a bad drag review of Cher (and I’m not a big Cher fan even).
Maybe that was him talking to his cellmates?
Clay-ette is an example of how just being able to hear/carry a note doesn’t equal anything resembling listenable music, eh?
And he provided the biggest laugh at my house with the “Oh, I can sing, I’m just nervous as hell and I gotta pee!” And they Let him? And they followed him running to the john? With theme music and a urinal shot?! And I know I’m not the only one who was glad they showed him washing his hands, right?
That frickin’ slayed me! 
The good news is Baby Buzz-hawk can grow his hair out, he’s the anti-thug to make up for last year’s Scott.
I seriously disliked the chunky highlights on Rehab-girl from the old folks home, but I thought she had a perfectly likable voice, kinda disappointing.
This just in: chunky girls should not, repeat NOT, wear shrugs. No one looks good in a boob cozy. shudder
Man, the whole first half of this thing was the Boston Baked Suck.
There were a few good ones later, but not nearly as strong overall as some others.
Azerbaijani girl with the carnation in her hair looked and sounded like she was drunk off her ass.
The only city with any talent this year was Greensboro. At least, from what we were shown.
Now that auditions are finally over I can say that my favorite part was when the girl who had been turned down was bitching about the no talents that were getting golden tickets and the other girl burst out the door, happily waving her ticket.
That was funny enough but then ticket girl challenges bitching girl to sing something and bitchy girl actually had a decent voice. To which ticket girl answers by waving the ticket in bitchy girl’s face.
Yeah, that was hilarious to me because I’m mean.
The proof is in the paper!
That was great, Biggirl. Though that girl kinda did have a point. I’ve seen them put plenty of other people through (last night’s twin, for instance) who couldn’t sing as well as that girl could. How the other girl handled the situation was hilarious though.
Last night was a snoozefest. I am so excited for tonight. I love Hollywood and love the nervous breakdowns. (I’m so evil.) Mostly I love it because the people who walked into the auditions saying “I’m the next American Idol” and who were so confident get put in their place. Good times.
Does anyone know how many Hollywood episodes will air, and when the final 24 will begin?
I think they’ll have Hollywood rounds tonight, and both shows next week. By then they’ll have the top 24.