Well, let’s see.
Patrick: Awful. Straining for every note. Poor imitation of Clay.
David: Um…no. Poor imitation of John Stevens. Buh-bye.
Bucky: Now that made me sit up and take notice! He did Skynyrd the way it should be done. (Sorry, Bo.)
Sway: Eh…Not my thing.
Will: People, stop choosing songs you like! Choose songs you sound good on! And here’s another lookalike: Mark Wahlberg in Boogie Nights.
Chris: OH yeah. That’s all I gotta say. OH yeah.
Kevin: Aw, my little bug! Well, not wonderful, but unlike, say, Patrick, he put everything he had into an okay performance, rather than everything he had into a sucky performance. Boss says, “He is gonna get SO devirginized.”
Gedeon: I have to say, it was a brave song choice, and would hav e gone over quite well at the Apollo forty years ago. Simon’s comment is going to cost him votes, though.
Elliott: Best male EVER? Come on. It was good, but not that good.
Bobby: Simon must have retired that “cruise ship” comment, because this is one time it would have been 100% appropriate. Not even that: it was a comedy routine.
Ace: Although he doesn’t do it for me, I can understand his appeal. I won’t be voting for him, but I have no problem with him getting as far as he can. However, I think it was cheating a bit to have “his girls” (blaugh) singing with him in the first verse.
Taylor: Now, him I want to go as far as he can. I second Happy on probably losing interest if/when he exits.