American Idol - 21, 22, 23 Feb

Paris! I want Paris!

See, this is a song that does not need to be explained. Wow, Paris really looks like Gladys Knight. Lord a’mighty, I hate gaucho pants. She’s so cute, but she doesn’t sound as good as her first audition. She should sing slower, younger songs. I fear she lacks the necessary depth of experience that should accompany this song. My Lord, I am a bitter old woman. But Paris sure is cute!

Yay, Paris. I loved her dancing.

That was not a 17 year old!

Still not feeling any Paris love.

Paris: great singing, godawful performance (I mean that she’s all Gladys Knighted up).

Paris’ vocal performance was incredible but I wish she wouldn’t try so hard with the expressions and the dancing. Also, I hate how they dressed her so old-looking and sucked all the cuteness out of her.

So far Paris has a lock on second place, next to Mandisa. She sounded a little winded in places - if she hadn’t been jumping around so much I’m guessing it would have been even stronger.

Am I totally off-base here? I never ever thought that Midnight Train to Georgia was a celebratory, huge grin, jump-around-the-stage song.

P.S. Who shrunk Ayla’s outfit in the dryer?

I’m turning Stevie off to watch the end of the UConn/Notre Dame game (which just went to OT), because she sucks.

Stevie is all kinds of awful. Don’t they teach how to sing on key in opera school?

Stevie has a beautiful voice, but she has absolutely zero personality. She makes Carrie Underwood look like … I don’t know, Fantasia or something. And she is making a frightful mess of this song. Entirely too much air in her voice. Or something.

Randy: Girls don’t have falsetto. It’s called “soprano.”

“You were very intimate. We heard you go in and out.” Paula Abdul, everyone!

Paula is on crack. Completely agree with Simon - “I can bring it” “Not tonight. It was left at home, Stevie” Haw.

Now I hate Stevie, because she’s a boring, pouty little girl who has obviously had everything handed to her on a silver platter by pouting and tilting her head to the right. GAHHHHHH.

Stevie sounded so meek.

I didn’t like the last one… not that I wasn’t paying much attention cuz I was studying… Did I miss something?

Aaaahhhh!!! Shut her up!!!

Before she went to sing, she reminded me of the Constantine…

Oh, Brenna. Barf. Go away. And shut up. Quickly. Am I a bad person because I want her to fall through the stage and take her stupid gaucho pants with her?

Eww … did she just call her moms “baby”? Gross.