Sarver pissed me off, hamming it up like a grinning fool while he’s supposed to be begging and pleading. Adam Lambert, would you please show Mr. Sarver how to interpret a damned song?
I started out this season liking Megan, but that was godawful. Whatever that jazz thing is that she’s trying to be, it’s not working. Not with these songs, not with that voice or that sense of rhythm. And who in hell would buy one of her records? She needs to go home. She belongs in some strange indie jazz fusion club, singing for old beatniks.
Kris was okay. But once again the technical wizards behind this show annoyed the crap out of me. Smoky freakin’ Robinson tells the world that Kris’s guitar playing blew him away, and then the sound people drop it so far into the mix it can’t be heard. Good job, rocket scientists.
Okay Scott. I know you’re blind and all, but at some point you actually have to be able to sing. Yes, Paula was being an imbecile when she suggested that you get up and dance around a bit more, but you’ve got to find some way to get better, really fast. You look pretty dorky, for one thing. Ray Charles managed to make blindness cool. So did Stevie Wonder. Right now, it’s all just a little uncomfortable. It would really help if you could sing. But maybe you’re a good songwriter. Kris Kristofferson couldn’t hold a note if you built him a titanium note holding machine, and look where he is.
Lil Rounds - too fast, bad timing, completely forgettable.
Danny Gokey - Do you know what’s really wrong with him? Watching him, you always think the joke’s on you. He’s up to something. You just know it.
Adam Lambert - Best of the night so far, by a mile. I know it’s his theater training, and I don’t care - this guy knows how to interpret a song. I thought he was actually going to cry real tears at the end of that. He’s my favorite performer on this show. He’s the one you are really waiting to see each week, because you know you’re going to see something you haven’t seen before. And love it or hate it, it’ll be high quality. The guy’s a natural. Whether he wins this show or not, he’s got a career ahead of him.
Anoop: That was pretty cool. Good taste in song selection and interpretation. But will I remember that performance like I remembered Cook’s “Billy Jean”? Nope.
Allison: That was awesome. It’s unbelievable that she’s only 16. She looks 25, and sings like she’s been belting out songs in smoky clubs for 20 years. Huge talent. She’s another natural.
I was just trying to remember who I’d left out, and it was Matt. Then I couldn’t remember what he sang. And that’s his problem.
For my money, there are two genuine artists on this show right now - Allison and Adam. Then there’s a second tier of technically good performers who just don’t bring anything special - Kris, Matt, Anoop, Danny, Lil. Then the lower tier of people who can leave at any time and won’t be missed - Megan, Scott, Michael. There’s your bottom three.