Damn, Chris was good! I’m quite pleasantly surprised.
I could have used a little bit less staring into the camera; however, I do think he managed to show stage presence even without his usual caged tiger routine. That really makes him stand out from the other contestants in my mind.
Yes, Randy got it right for once: Chris was hot. But I have to admit, I kind of miss the beard. And as much as I would have enjoyed it, I’m glad Chris didn’t perform the song like Joey Ramone – although I wonder if Joey influenced the song selection at all (even if subconsciously).
Agreed. The makeup was a bit too severe, too. It’s like she picked up the baton from Lisa Tucker and has been made over to look like she is 47 years old. Still, she sounded great. And she is still cute as pie, even in a butt-ugly outfit.
OK, riddle me this, Batmen: Who are those so-called judges, and what have they done with Paula and Simon? It’s like Paula and Simon switched cups tonight, or something. She’s on downers – you can tell, because she’s making something resembling sense – and he’s in a good mood. I’m quite beside myself about it, actually.
Oh, Taylor? Eh. He did an OK job until the end, but then he lost me when he had the seizure or whatever the hell that was. Can’t he just stand still and sing for, like, once?
This is the worst Elliott’s sounded so far, and this outfit is ghastly. I like either the shirt or the jacket, but not both at the same time … and those pants! They get $400 a week for clothes – buy some new pants, dammit! At least try to impress us.