American Idol 4/18-4/19: The Sounds of Seven Singers

Hi, Biggirl! I was wondering where you were…

Kellie is like a wind-up doll. Wooden, out of tune, boring.

I think Kellie’s limitations as a singer are showing here: this song is so very torchy, and she’s just not up to it. And dear sweet Jesus – she’s out of tune and out of time. I really think she tried too hard. Not her best performance by any stretch of the imagination.

Uh-oh … Paula gave it up for the fashion. Bye-bye, Kelly! (Hey, a girl can dream, right?)

My son wants to know how a girl so skinny can find a dress that fits so tight.

What does it mean to rain like a turkey? Is that better or worse than raining cats and dogs?

Acting career? ACTING CAREER? Please tell me Pauler is just imagining things again.

I could not agree more. The silk pocket handkerchief and the jeans are just not happening.

Finishing up a quest in WoW. Should have been done long before AI started cuz I really do love watching TV with you guys.

It’s an urban legend that turkeys drown in the rain because they very stupid and look up when the rain hits their heads, then drown when the water goes up their noses.

Kellie Pickler, how are you posting right now? You’re on my talking picture box!

Ace: Pitchy. too much hair jell. Still smarmy. Please let this be the week.

Ace was doing well until he tried his little falsetto thing.

Does anybody remember the hitman from the Sopranos that Carmela had a crush on? Doesn’t Ace look like him.

That was terrible.

Guess I should have included a smilie. The phrasing just struck me as amusing.

Do you people still think of Ace as “eye candy” with that horrible Steven Segal hairdo? Weak performance. Randy, shut up about the “false”.

For starters, the girl’s hairdo looks like shit.

As for the rest of it, I thought it was a mess.

HOLY CRAP! Ace is totally that skeezy guy from Color Me Badd! Not the one who looks like George Michael, or the one who looks like Vanilla Ice – he’s the other one, with the curly hair.

BUT! I do like his suit. And his tie. He sings like ass, but tonight he looks good.

Please let Kellie at least get into the bottom 3 for that. Unfortunately, her schtick had MrValley nearly ready to pick up the phone to save her poor pitiful self.

Ace looks… decent…

Mi Scusi! Mi Scusi!. Blech, Ace needs to go.

In retrospect … me, too. I was kidding, although it sounds like you picked up on that. Believe me, I did not wish to actually insult you by comparing your intelligence to Pickler’s.

I would have liked his suit…with about 8 oz less shoulder padding. There is something weird about his hairline too.