Man, Kellie Pickler looks rode hard and put away wet. Boob job, knock-off Christina Aguilera hair, and still can’t sing. Poor Brad Paisley. And you can’t pull the rube act (yuh-huh, they are too spiders!) when you look like a two-dollar whore. Seacrest! He’s learned to be snarky on his radio show maybe. Nice.
Alaina, have some dignity! Seacrest recapping the judges’ comments: “Simon said you ran out of steam.” “Clever :rolleyes: .” Listen, bitch, he wasn’t trying to be clever! He was giving his take on the performance, during which you in fact ran out of steam.
'Why did I scat? America doesn’t appreciate jazz…" But beat-box boy’s scatting was accepted. Perhaps America doesn’t appreciate the crazy eyes.
But Antonella still should have gone home. And I agree, Sanjaya was hoping to go home, like that red-headed guy who looked scared that he would have to come back again.
Pickler looked like she was inflated with a pump and all the air went to her T&A… once they cut to the front show while she was singing, she looked like a scary creature from a horror film.
Just a tip: I TiVo’d the show last night, and after fast-forarding through all the bullshit (group song, sing outs, Seacrest, past contestant appearance), the show was only 10 minutes long. I know most people enjoy watching it live, but for me, from now on, TiVo is the only way to go.
Poor Sundance. He’s a weeping wreck on these elimination nights. I’m not making fun of him. I just think it’s very hard for him being away from his wife and new baby and it’s adding another level of emotional turmoil.
I don’t even bother with that. It takes me only about a minute to pop online and see who got eliminated. I don’t think I’ve watched an elimination show in three years.
I had the TV on last night but I didn’t actually look at the screen when The Pickler was on and I just now saw a picture of her, the boobs! The hair! THE BOOBS!!!111ONEONE!!. Whoever said she was trying to be Dolly sure got that right. I guess she could go on Tyra and have Tyra feel her up but there’s no way she’d proclaim those puppies are real. Kelly did not have those when she was a contestant. I don’t think they’d have helped her then though, because everyone would have been mesmerized by those things and forgotten to vote for her. Not to mention she’d have trouble staying upright during her songs. Perhaps they will be wheeling her onstage on a dolly (not Dolly) during her tour to help save her back from toting those things around. That girl needs a new manager/stylist/brain.
Sorry, about that. I don’t usually rant about other women’s boobs but it was just so shocking to see that … those, I just had to get it off my chest.
[sub]Dear Dope, please stop “Connection Timed Out”-ing me every freaking time I try to post. Thankyouverymuch! [/sub]
ETA: Before I posted the ads were about plastic surgery. Now they are about ending world hunger. That’s just wrong! They’re big, but they’re not that big and probably not very functional.
Yes, they showed the little boy just for a few seconds during Boys’ Night, with a Sundance-style goatee added to the photo for fun. Pop was very teary because his wife had told him on the phone that the youngster was starting to smile, and he’s missing all of this while in Hollywood.
