My sojurn into Lower Academia (Translation: Everything on campus which is NOT situated atop Mount Doom, the big steep hill atop which my appartment is located) in search of sustenance was successful!
My curent meal plan allows me 14 meals per week. On any given day, there are four “meals” available - Breakfast (8am to 11am), Lunch (11am to 4pm), Dinner (4pm to 7:30pm) and Late Night (8pm to 2am). I can only use one of my 14 meals during any of those blocks, so if I buy food at 11:15am, I can’t buy anything else (with my meal plan, anyway) until 4pm.
I arrived at the on-campus sub shop at 3:55 and purchased (using my Lunch meal)a footlong Roast Beef sub with pepperjack cheese, lettuce tomato, onions, horseradish mayo, and steak sauce, and I got a little bit of Cajun mayo too thanks to a blunder by the sandwich-maker. No biggie, Cajun mayo is prolly delicious on Roast Beast anyway. Immediately afterwards, I took my sammich and accompanying drink with me to the dining hall, where I used my Dinner meal to get in and gain access to all manner of delicious edibles. After dinner had been consumed, I took my sub sammich and my drink and hit the road - the sammich will be saved for later, thus eliminating the necessity of a second trip down from Mount Doom the next time I get hungry and ensuring I don’t waste any of my 14 meals by not using them.
Oh, and I managed to smuggle a Seafood Salad Sandwich on Crossoint with Lettuce and Bacon, and a Fried Chicken Sammich with Lettuce, Mayo and Cheddar, and a slice of chocolate cake with cherry topping out of the dining hall in my sub sammich bag. Without any of my foods mixing. It’s an art, trust me.
I am beginning to suspect I’ve devoted way too much time and effort to minimizing the amount of work I have to do in order to eat on campus. I’ve practically gotten using all 14 of my weekly meals, always having food available when I’m hungry, and making the minimum number of trips to/from my appartment down to a science.
Anyway, today is being spent lounging around the appartment in naught but pajama pants and my Monty Python and the Holy Grail boxers, listening to music and playing Super Smash Bros with Alex Roommate on the Wii. Now THIS is the higher education I signed up for! 