An Impatient MMP

Did you at least get out of bed first, or did you only wake up & roll over?
Moooommmm, do you have anything ‘special’ for doggio to wear while cleaning; maybe something black with white lace trim; low cut, & stilettos? :eek:
[del]We want pix [/del] On second thought, we do NOT want pix of that. ::shudder::

Two other words for you: Susan Boyle :wink:
::another shudder:: from just the *thought *of him as a french maid

I actually made in into work, just have a severe case of the sleepies and the blahs.

Here is a YouTube link for you. SFW unless you’re from Pittsburgh.:wink:

Mawnin all,

Up, Caffinating and holy og there is sunshine awesome

Will be back after I bask a bit

Jim

Yeah, but she has a beautiful voice and she doesn’t need electronic enhancements or aids when she performs. I, on the other hand, while I can carry a tune and I have sung in public, have an ordinary voice which would require a gimmick in order to compel anyone to buy any recording I might make. That’s the difference between Susan Boyle and me. OK, that’s one difference. I don’t think she’s an aero engineer…

And I don’t care what **doggio **(or anyone else, for that matter) wears if they clean my house, altho I would prefer that they wear something. I’m not a prude - I just find, in general, that the human body can be a pretty horrifying sight. For all I know, **doggio **has tattoos of Hello Kitty doing unspeakable things to My Little Ponies… :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

… not that I’m making any accusations here.
:smiley:

Blurfity blurf…

You do have the plus that you’re a bit less… ahem mad-crazy-lady than the aforementioned Ms Boyle though Moooom. My bro comes into contact with her at work, and has told me she has regular random meltdowns in the offices, as well as having a full time handler whose job it is to go ‘she didn’t mean that!’ whenever she says something weird. :eek:

There’s something in the fridge that’s gone off, and stinks- and I can’t find what it is. I did find a yoghurt that was best before september, but it surprisingly wasn’t that…

Anyways, I should away to the shops, as I have no milk, which is a situation that cannot be tolerated.

I am so grateful it is Wednesday. This week is sucking. Badly.

All day conference call today. Yay!:rolleyes:

doggio spends one regretable weekend in Tiajuana and it’s just gonna haunt him for the rest of his life.

A winter storm watch was just issued for Southern Merrylande, with up to 5" of snow predicted by 0200 Firday.

Damn. I Don Wanna do any shoveling this year. :mad:

WRT Hello Kitty doing unspeakable stuff to My Little Pony, does it start out something like this?

It is noon. I’ve been up for an hour. I never sleep this late. Could it be vacation? Yes it could!

I’m actually about to venture out to the library and yarn store. I’m going to make a hat. I also may get some food while I’m out because I’m hungry and don’t feel like cooking anything.

**BBBobbio **- I’m going to blame the messenger: ***WTF do you mean SNOW!!! *** :mad:
OK, now that that’s out of my system, I’m home. I paid the nice people at TrueValue and picked up some paint chips to put against the cabinets and counter - maybe I’ll find a color I like better. Then I ran by McKay’s and got some lunch-like substances. I just need to decide how productive I’m going to be this afternoon. Not very, now that I’m depressed about the snow. :mad:

:stuck_out_tongue:

Hey!!! I’m on your side. :stuck_out_tongue:

Cite for the snow.

I am speechless…
Yeah, **BBBobbio **- I looked it up, but I wouldn’t have if you hadn’t said anything. Since you brought it up, it’s *YOUR *fault! :stuck_out_tongue:

MOOOOOOM and BBBobbio better y’all than me! :stuck_out_tongue:

Since “Hello Kitty” has been mentioned, I feel obligated to present Hello Cthulhu since I haven’t in a while. I’m sure there are newer Mumpers who haven’t been exposed to the joy.

This is why you don’t start home improvements. As soon as you fix one thing something else looks shabby, then when you fix that something else needs improving. It’s a never ending cycle.
You should just move every few years and let the next person fix it up.

I want to beat someone. Not to death, since that’s a felony, but just to misdemeanor levels as they consumed about two hours of my time with how something I did for them on the mainframe wasn’t working. At some point, they sent over a screen print showing that ID XYZ123 wasn’t working. No wonder, since that ID doesn’t exist. Once I pointed that out and they tried it with WXY123, it worked perfectly.

User error… it pays the same, but it’s still vexing.

Snow!!!

The first 7 years of our marriage, we had 5 different addresses. That’s a game for the young. :stuck_out_tongue:

Howdy from da cave. I’m home a little early today just cause. Ok, I am doin’ some paperirk stuff that I can do just as well right here in tshirt and shorts as I can at the orifice, so I am. So There! :stuck_out_tongue: