Sorry about the lame username, but Mother is here. :rolleyes:
Welcome and enjoy your stay however short it may be!
Mariah is a mother, too. She’s undoubtedly looking forward to . . . exchanging notes.
Hi mama,
what is for dinner ??
HEY Ma! GIT OFF THE DANG ROOF!
Can I borrow the car tonight?
Whaddya mean I have to clean my room first??? You’re the meanest mom evah and I hate you!
Welcome to the boards 
I was locked out after my first post, so now I’m more tired than usual.
Ummm, forgive me for being so dense, but who’s Mariah and why is she looking forward to…exchanging notes??? Sounds ominous.
Git yer own vittles, you lazy bastage!
Why? 
Thank you, Mama.
Well, at least we know who will end up feeding the squid, and making up Room 113.
SSG Schwartz
Whatever. Just don’t forget your rubbers.
Hello Mother , be welcome, enjoy your stay.
I gotta go clean up the house now…
Welcome Mother
Welcome to the Boards.
And good luck getting Mariah to clean up her room.
Can I borrow fifty bucks?* Pleeeeeease???*
Hiya, Mother:) I hope you’re having a good day.
No don’t give it to him! He’s been baaaahd. And I’m only asking for forty.
I don’t have to listen to you. You’re not my REAL mom! 
Welcome!
As the resident **Moooooom **in the MMP, I welcome you!
Thank you for the very nice welcome!
You probably won’t hear much from me, but I’ve been lurking on this board for years and just decided it was time to join.
Have fun kids!