Okay, listen up, fuckles:
I’m an atheist. SO FUCKING WHAT.
I choose to display “Darwin” fish emblems on my vehicle. SO FUCKING WHAT.
I’ve been riding my bike to work lately. Microbug’s been driving my truck. You must have been passing by my house, and felt the need to express your solidarity with your Christian brothers by ripping the Darwin fish off of her car and snapping it in half. I guess your God’s gonna look kindly on that, eh?
Today I decided to drive to work. When I got home, I realized that yesterday you yet again felt the need to express your piousness- by removing the Darwin AND MY DIFFICULT TO FIND “SCIENCE” FISH! You so kindly left them, snapped in half, in my driveway, as a message, I guess.
Feel my fucking rage, dickless!
I WILL find out who you are. I WILL have my revenge. Maybe a big ol’ DARWIN written into your lawn with weedkiller will get the message across.
You came onto MY property, fucked with MY vehicle, to express YOUR derision for my choice of belief. I haven’t done a fucking thing to you OR your magical sky pixie. I personally don’t care what the fuck your personal delusion is- live and let live, I say. What’s next? You gonna to burn my house down, 'cause I sleep in on Sundays? Going to lie in wait so you can beat down the godless heathen, for having the temerity to not believe in YOUR particular brand of superstition? It’s a good thing atheists don’t have churches, eh? I mean, if ever there was a good carbomb target, huh?
Did you really think that I’d see those broken plastic fish and decide, “Hey, maybe I SHOULD get religion- obviously, anyone who believes as strongly as the guy who did this MUST be right!”
Might don’t make right, asshole. But just in case you don’t get that message, let me spell it out for you:
I’m going right out tomorrow morning to buy some more Darwins. I get paid tomorrow. I will put one on EVERY FUCKING DAY that you break 'em off. And one time, you’ll be careless. I’ll catch your ass. Then maybe I’ll show you some “Christian” charity… by shoving everyone of those broken fish up your goat felching ass!