Exactly. It’s for exits only, removal of human waste from the body. That’s what it was designed for, not sex. For the life of me I can’t figure out what the fascination is for a man in sticking his sexual organ into a sewer. They like getting poo poo on their privates or something? Ya got me.
Poop on the peter has its uses. Like, if you’re quick you can draw a little mustache on the girl.
Or guy, I suppose.
I don’t have an opinion on the matter, but did anyone else misread the thread title as “anal sex doll”? I bet there’d be a market for them too 
I have had anal sex with my boyfriend several times, and never once gotten anything nasty anywhere. As long as both of you are clean, it can be a very nice and satisfying experience. And if it wasn’t designed for that, then why on earth did God put the prostrate up there? As my gay friend Moses always says, “If he didn’t want people to do it, he wouldn’t have made it so damn enjoyable”
Couldn’t this be applied to printing out page-after-page of GW Bush’s autobiography?
Technically, the prostate isn’t located “up there”. It can be stimulated through the rectal wall but it is located in the pelvis.
Human waste comes out the other orifices as well. It’s called urine.
Notably sometimes thier mouths (not talking 'bout you, bud).
( Channeling Edith Bunker )
( / Channeling Edith Bunker )
And do you have a cite to prove that the rectum was not designed for sex?
Why didnt you ask if females had enjoyed giving anal sex?
Strap-ons exist for many reasons, fairs fair after all.
Sipowicz?
Quite true. Much like the mouth was designed for eating and talking, not kissing. From the dangerously high bacterial content to the presence of sharp, pointy things, how much more clear could God make it that the mouth is for the entrance of inert matter only kissing is wrong and evil and a perversion of his Divine Plan ™?
Anyway, I can’t for the life of me understand why someone would like getting someone else’s semi-digested food in ther mouths. Which would inevitable happen when indulging in this sick, twisted behavior. …unless- and I know I’m talking crazy now- unless the other person had, I dunno, brushed their teeth at some point…:rolleyes:
Guy here. Done it a few times, and can take it or leave it. My current girlfriend, like AskNott’s, likes a finger but doesn’t want anything bigger.
With respect to receiving, i don’t mind getting a finger up there myself, especially when receiving oral sex. It makes for one pretty damn good orgasm.
The idea has zero appeal for me. YMMV.
Given. Received. Enjoyed.
The comments about doodoo on the weewee seem to be from people who haven’t been there and done that. It’s generally fairly clean, at least in my experience.
Ditto
I think it’s interesting to note that:
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His4Ever was not the FIRST woman to say that that area is exit only and gross and dirty.
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She never EVER mentioned God in her post once.
And yet SHE is the only one recieving flames for not liking or thinking anal sex is super. She never condemned it, said it was sinful, she just said that ‘for the life of me’ she couldn’t understand it.
Cartooniverse: Thank you, oh so very much, for bringing the image of Edith Bunker into my head while reading this. Now I need therapy. Great.
I’ve given. It was nice, but not something we’re likely to repeat.