Don’t answer if this is too personal, but if you don’t top and you don’t bottom, what do you do?
Bi female here, and I’ve done it a few times. Didn’t hate it, but it didn’t leave me clamoring for more. The only time I ever ever want to is when I’m on the rag, drunk, and really horny.
“I’m FINISHED!”
Straight male.
Did it once (giving, not receiving) to a girl of 16 when I was 17. Awesome for me; she tolerated it.
None of my other sexual partners have even considered allowing it, and Mrs. Homie used the words “cold day in Hell,” so it won’t be happening again. 
No, it’s perfect! I should have put a smilie on that last post. I really thought it was funny:)
I could have done it with my first girlfriend (she enjoyed anal play), but even though I wanted to, I couldn’t keep up, so to speak. I guess I had some subconscious problem with it. I’d like to have an opportunity to try again in the future.
I’m also curious to know what it feels like to receive it. It’s something I’d consider trying.
I guess since I started this, I could chime in. I never had an interest in it really, and don’t like watching a nice vid that ends up in the butt (as a previous poster commented on too). I had a girlfriend who brought it up once and said she liked it sometimes. Honestly, the most enjoyable part was when she lubed me up real good in preparation! Didn’t feel bad, not by any means, but I like the holes that are naturally moist. Think we did it three or four times, I preferred vaginal while I satisfied her anal urge with a small toy. Her response was awesome. I really seriously thought for a long time that there was no way a owman could really truly enjoy anal and they just did it to please their partner. Boy was I surprised.
I know at least one girl who can only have an orgasm while getting it anally.
female here. overall…not so good
I was drunk. He seems to like the novelty of it, but it doesn’t feel good. The trick is to keep it from feeling bad. Also, there are problems the next day.
It was not meant to be.
Wow.
Er, obviously not dukette71.
Cap’n, she’s listing to assward. The shields won’t take any more!
I would guess not.
I don’t want to speak for panache, but I have a gay friend who told me he didn’t like anal sex, either topping or bottoming. I had the exact same question to which he replied “Blow jobs”. He really really likes BJs.
We have built a well-equipped dungeon in the attic, so even after 22 years we never run out of things to do. Not that everything happens in the dungeon.
And lots and lots of oral. 
Gay male monogamous for 36 years. I am surprised that nobody ever mentioned the basic need to ensure there are no messes, i.e. colonic evacuation/cleansing (an enema), the use of a condom on the penis, and the wearing of latex gloves for finger penetration. Accidents can happen, and that would be unpleasant.
The subject of anal penetration has been raised with me by several straight friends who admit they enjoy prostate massage, and their wives seem obliging. (I assume being gay I am supposed to be an expert.)
My feeling: if you enjoy, and both partners are comfortable with it, then fine.
Panache45:
I am having slight difficulty with the concept of a dungeon in the attic. How delightfully perverse! I would have thought a cellar. LOL
Nothing gets me hotter than lots of prep work and sanitary products!
Best typo evar.
ETA: Xotan, I’m pretty sure panache’s partner is a man, or perhaps an owman, but not a bottle of wine.
Straight male. Married. Never had any anal experience and after my physical (including prostate exam) yesterday I’m pretty sure I don’t want any.
Straight female. Love anal play, but have only done it with my husband. He stimulates with his finger relatively often, and we go full on about 3-4 times a year.
It feels really good to me, partly because it’s just so dirty, but also because there are wonderfully sensitive nerve ending hidden down there
Straight male. Love anal as much as vaginal, which is to say a lot!
Well I seem to be the first pile driver to answer. It’s pure ecstasy as long as everything is clean. Most of my partners are power bottoms who climax without the need for additional genital stimulation.