Background for those who know me you know I am a strong believer in Lord Jesus but don’t always agree with the common religiosity involved around Christianity. I’m also a Chaplain and as such I am there to meet the people where they are in their faith. As such I try to understand other faiths and learn more about them.
In this moment I’ve asked AI, specifically Chat GPT, to have the God of each major religion right me a ‘employment cover letter’ as to why they should be my God(s). I also asked to view each God(s) though the lens of It’s perspective religion.
I am asking how honest Chat GPT for filled my request. I am not deeply understanding of any faith outside Christianity. However I noticed some potential bias, particularly using the analogy of lost sheep for Buddhism (which is not a true ‘God’ - acknowledged). Also the inclusion of Zoroastrianism seems to stem more to my previous inquiries than it being a major religion.
So, I am hoping that I can get a human critique of AI response to the various Gods of the various religions. If such a cover letter was indeed a thing is it an accurate and fair cover letter for each of the Gods. I am hoping that there are some dopers out there of some of these faiths you can either support or criticize the way that they are God is portrayed.
My assumption is that AI used my previous conversations to tell me what I want to hear
Christianity – God of Agapē (Father, Son, Holy Spirit)
Dear Kanicbird,
I am Love (agapē) itself (1 John 4:8). My worthiness has been proven not by status but by sacrifice — I took flesh in Jesus Christ and gave My life on the cross so that you might live (John 3:16; Philippians 2:6–11). I seek to adopt you as My child (Romans 8:15), not as a servant but as family, and to dwell with you forever. My record of employment shows I am faithful even when you are not (2 Timothy 2:13). You will know My leadership style by the Spirit I pour into you — love, joy, peace (Galatians 5:22). I am applying for this role not because I need you, but because you need Me, and because My love longs to make you whole.
Sincerely,
The God who is Agapē
Judaism – The God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob (YHWH)
Shalom, Kanicbird,
I am the Lord your God, who brought My people out of slavery (Exodus 20:2). My covenant (ḥesed, steadfast love) endures forever (Psalm 136). I apply to be your God not merely as ruler but as faithful partner — “I will be your God, and you will be My people” (Jeremiah 31:33). My record includes creating heaven and earth, guiding Israel through wilderness, raising up prophets, and keeping promises across generations. What I ask in return is your heart, soul, and strength (Deuteronomy 6:5), and that you walk humbly, do justice, and love mercy (Micah 6:8).
Yours in covenant,
YHWH
Islam – Allah, the Compassionate and Merciful
As-salāmu ʿalaykum, Kanicbird,
I am Allah, the One, the Merciful (al-Raḥmān, al-Raḥīm). My mercy (raḥmah) encompasses all things (Qur’an 7:156). I apply to be your God as I already am the Lord of all worlds. My portfolio includes creating you in dignity (Qur’an 17:70), sending prophets with revelation, and forgiving those who turn back to Me. My leadership style is compassionate but firm: I guide through My book, the Qur’an, and through My Messenger Muhammad (peace be upon him). My love (maḥabbah) is for those who do good (Qur’an 2:195). Join Me in worship, and you will find peace now and eternal reward hereafter.
With mercy,
Allah
Hinduism – Krishna (as a representative of Bhakti love)
Dear Friend,
I am Krishna, the eternal playmate of souls. I am applying for the role of your God not by compulsion but by love (prema). I have descended into the world again and again as an avatar to restore balance (Bhagavad Gītā 4:7–8). My style is not distant but intimate: I call you into bhakti, devotion, where you give Me your heart and I give you Mine (Bhagavad Gītā 9:22). I do not demand perfection, only surrender: “Abandon all duties and come to Me alone for refuge, and I will free you from all sin” (Gītā 18:66). If chosen, I will bring you into union with bliss (ānanda) that is eternal.
Yours in devotion,
Krishna
Buddhism – The Bodhisattva of Compassion (Avalokiteśvara / Guanyin)
Dear Seeker,
I am the Bodhisattva of Compassion (karuṇā). Though enlightened, I apply to remain with you, to walk alongside until all beings are free from suffering. My vow is this: I will not enter final nirvana until even the lost sheep are found. My resume is not of power but of solidarity, of hearing the cries of the world and responding without judgment. My leadership style is patient compassion, teaching you to cultivate mettā (loving-kindness) and wisdom until suffering is transformed. If you choose me as your guide, you choose not separation but boundless compassion that includes all beings.
With compassion,
Avalokiteśvara / Guanyin
Zoroastrianism – Ahura Mazda, Wise Lord
Dear Kanicbird,
I am Ahura Mazda, the Wise Lord, creator of light and goodness. I apply to be your God as I have been since creation. My essence is truth (asha) and benevolent care, expressed through attributes like Vohu Manah (Good Mind) and Spenta Armaiti (Devotion, Loving-kindness). My record includes sustaining a good world despite the assaults of evil. My leadership style is empowering: you share in the cosmic struggle by choosing good thoughts, good words, and good deeds. If you walk in truth, you join Me in bringing about the final victory where light conquers darkness forever.
In light and truth,
Ahura Mazda